Again, CRAP distinguishes between thoughts and actions. As long as such a person never uses their hand that's left then it's OK in the eyes of the lord for them to exist; they're only abominations if they USE it. So, tough luck on losing the right arm, but Skwisquak still frowns on left-handage. It's unnatural and vile!
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Again, CRAP distinguishes between thoughts and actions. As long as such a person never uses their hand that's left then it's OK in the eyes of the lord for them to exist; they're only abominations if they USE it. So, tough luck on losing the right arm, but Skwisquak still frowns on left-handage. It's unnatural and vile!
Circle_One
Well-Known Member
Bahaha! Would frubal you for this, but sadly I just did for another one.
My brother is a lefty ginger and I prayed and prayed for him for years and.... well, he's still a ginger and left handed but you get my point.
monta
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If praying it away isn't working, there are corrective therapies that seem a little extreme, but are kinder in the long run, also hair dye.
Impossible, a saint can't be such an abomination!
Yoshieslunchbox
Member
Ohhhhhhh! The Spirit has opened my understanding through your CRAP argument! Right hand amputees are really being tested by the Lord! His challenge for them to persevere in righteousness despite their disability is really a sign of his love. More glorious than all others will their crowns be!
monta
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My work here is done.
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Why use one hand when you can use both? Are the crappy members ashamed of their inability to use their left hand, and so shun others for doing so? I don't feel excluded; I feel sorry for you guys.
Because Skwisquak clearly said that left-handedness is an abomination. It says so right there in the holy text.
Don't ask me why Skwisquak has a problem with it, I'm not the Lord!
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
I don't mean to be rude, but this Skwisquak and his "holy" text sound like complete rubbish.
You do understand that this is a parody on religious condemnation of homosexuality, right?
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
Don't be a bigot. You need to respect other people's religions.
JustWondering
Jerk
Tolerate maybe, but respect is pushing it too far for me.
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Exactly. That's one minor reason why I think that Skwisquak and the holy text are rubbish. Like I said, why use one when you can use both?
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
Is it my imagination working overtime our are a lot of the ambi freaks atheists
Someone should make a poll.