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Left-hand

Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
What is the Church's stance on right hand amputees who are then forced to use their left out of necessity? I mean, is it their fault that nature is pretty much forcing their hand?

Again, CRAP distinguishes between thoughts and actions. As long as such a person never uses their hand that's left then it's OK in the eyes of the lord for them to exist; they're only abominations if they USE it. So, tough luck on losing the right arm, but Skwisquak still frowns on left-handage. It's unnatural and vile!
 

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
*checks skin tone and hair color and freckles*

Um, I just received a revelation from Skwisquak. Gingers and near-gingers are SAINTS, you hear me? SAINTS!! :angel2:
Bahaha! Would frubal you for this, but sadly I just did for another one.
 

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
*checks skin tone and hair color and freckles*

Um, I just received a revelation from Skwisquak. Gingers and near-gingers are SAINTS, you hear me? SAINTS!! :angel2:
My brother is a lefty ginger and I prayed and prayed for him for years and.... well, he's still a ginger and left handed but you get my point.
 
My brother is a lefty ginger and I prayed and prayed for him for years and.... well, he's still a ginger and left handed but you get my point.

If praying it away isn't working, there are corrective therapies that seem a little extreme, but are kinder in the long run, also hair dye.
 
Again, CRAP distinguishes between thoughts and actions. As long as such a person never uses their hand that's left then it's OK in the eyes of the lord for them to exist; they're only abominations if they USE it. So, tough luck on losing the right arm, but Skwisquak still frowns on left-handage. It's unnatural and vile!

Ohhhhhhh! The Spirit has opened my understanding through your CRAP argument! Right hand amputees are really being tested by the Lord! His challenge for them to persevere in righteousness despite their disability is really a sign of his love. More glorious than all others will their crowns be!
 

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
I hate these sinister threads. (mmmhmm, I went there)
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Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
Ohhhhhhh! The Spirit has opened my understanding through your CRAP argument! Right hand amputees are really being tested by the Lord! His challenge for them to persevere in righteousness despite their disability is really a sign of his love. More glorious than all others will their crowns be!

Hahaha! Precisely ;)
 

TurkeyOnRye

Well-Known Member
Why use one hand when you can use both? Are the crappy members ashamed of their inability to use their left hand, and so shun others for doing so? I don't feel excluded; I feel sorry for you guys.
 

Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
Why use one hand when you can use both? Are the crappy members ashamed of their inability to use their left hand, and so shun others for doing so? I don't feel excluded; I feel sorry for you guys.

Because Skwisquak clearly said that left-handedness is an abomination. It says so right there in the holy text.

Don't ask me why Skwisquak has a problem with it, I'm not the Lord!
 

TurkeyOnRye

Well-Known Member
Because Skwisquak clearly said that left-handedness is an abomination. It says so right there in the holy text.

Don't ask me why Skwisquak has a problem with it, I'm not the Lord!

I don't mean to be rude, but this Skwisquak and his "holy" text sound like complete rubbish.
 
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