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Let's make USA the eleventh province.

LuisDantas

Aura of atheification
Premium Member
Everything would be Canadian, Luis, that's the whole point of annexation. Canadian bourbon, Canadian cars, Canadian National Football League. Everything. American Airlines would be Canadian Airlines.

Somehow I think that will really hurt Revoltingest's acceptance of the fusion. The purity of bacon and all that.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
I will receive no compensation for the following endorsement: Canadian bacon is better.
Canadian Kit Kats are better too, way better.

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I'll take a year round room at Lake Louise, please, one of the prettiest places on the planet.

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ShivaFan

Satyameva Jayate
Premium Member
Yes please.

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This map is completely wrong. Every state along the Mexican border, with California one of the best examples, is being overrun with Mexicans and other South of the Mexican Border peoples, and now major areas of Northern parts/Mid West etc as well.

Where is this conception that "Jesusland" is Southern?

The Jesusland that is actually forming as a reality is all areas being occupied by South of the US-Mexican border peoples, bringing the actual Jesusland mixed with Fascist Politics and populist forms of anti-gay macho Catholicism.

I don't think they will be very nice to any First Nations peoples, considering how theg treat similiar "Native Indians" in Mexico et all.

Soon they will be entering Canada anyway, so they will just walk right in and annex Canada, not the other way around, because let's just get down to it that Canadians are just "too nice".

Vinayaka,

I didn't know you liked bacon and pork. The new Canadian food will be the pork and beef burrito. But think of all those Central American children you will be able to support and welcome into your arms.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Bro, you steppin'?
Uh.......say again?

My point was that absorbing Americastan would cause us to dominate your politics
& culture. OK, the latter has already happened. But our (not including my)
influence would send you into pointless & wasteful foreign conflicts.
 
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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Oh, good - bring Canada to me, because I'm much to uninterested in it to actually go there myself.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I will receive no compensation for the following endorsement: Canadian bacon is better.
This is factually incorrect, as proven by the Bacon Appreciation Consortium Of Nations.
Canuckistanian bacon suffers from a common problem of the north....bland syndrome.
 

Wirey

Fartist
Advantages to be gained by us:

Four down football
Easy access to watery beer
We can point and laugh at all the unemployed customs jerks

Disadvantages:

More Al Gore
Big Brother:Montreal
We'd have to get off our high horse and actually vote for a black guy
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Advantages to be gained by us:
Four down football
Easy access to watery beer
We can point and laugh at all the unemployed customs jerks

Disadvantages:
More Al Gore
Big Brother:Montreal
We'd have to get off our high horse and actually vote for a black guy
Other TV shows I envision:
The Real Housewives of Winnipeg
Edmonton's Next Top Model
Keeping Up With The Mackenzies
The Skating Dead
Yellow Knife Five-O
Plaid Is The New Black
 
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Buttercup

Veteran Member
Other TV shows I envision:
The Real Housewives of Winnipeg
Edmonton's Next Top Model
Keeping Up With The Mackenzies
The Skating Dead
Yellow Knife Five-O
Plaid Is The New Black

I'd watch The Skating Dead in a flash. *too bad I can't frubal you again* :bow:
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Yellow Knife Five-O

We'd need to have some geography themed spelling lessons too. That and the history riddles.

Why was that knife yellow?
Was the horse always white? Did the northern horses change color like weasels and hares?
Were the Mackenzies related to Alexander?
Why is there no pond named Peter Pond?
 

Alceste

Vagabond
Advantages to be gained by us:

Four down football
Easy access to watery beer
We can point and laugh at all the unemployed customs jerks

Disadvantages:

More Al Gore
Big Brother:Montreal
We'd have to get off our high horse and actually vote for a black guy

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a native. Canadian racism isn't so black and white.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a native. Canadian racism isn't so black and white.

Well, of course not, considering that the US has a much higher percentage of, well, "black" people and a much lower percentage of, well, "white" people.

Canada -3 percent of African descent
US - 13 percent of African descent

And 97 percent of those of African heritage in Canada live in urban areas. Fifty seven percent live in Ontario. That means that forty percent of that very small 3 percent live elsewhere in Canada, with the vast majority living in urban areas.

On a side note, there's a much higher percentage of Hispanic people, which (with some exceptions) tend to be, well, less "white" in the US than Canada.

Canada - 1.2 percent
US - 17 percent

The US has a much more intensely hued rainbow of skin tones. With more diversity, and larger non majority ethnic groups, it's natural for there to be more issues regarding race and ethnicity.

It's really easy to say you're not a racist when nearly everyone around you is the same color and ethnicity that you are. Some things are easier to deal with in theory than in reality.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Says you, whitey!

Hey, my immediate family looks like a UN delegation - you should see us trying to put together a holiday menu.

So I know of what I speak! By the way, guess what I found out when I had my DNA test: I am the whitest person I know, and DEFINITELY the whitest person in my family - other than my parents and brothers of course. I definitely jacked up the racial purity of my lineage, and my kids complicated things even moreso!

So much for that! :D
 

Wirey

Fartist
Hey, my immediate family looks like a UN delegation - you should see us trying to put together a holiday menu.

So I know of what I speak! By the way, guess what I found out when I had my DNA test: I am the whitest person I know, and DEFINITELY the whitest person in my family - other than my parents and brothers of course. I definitely jacked up the racial purity of my lineage, and my kids complicated things even moreso!

So much for that! :D

I'm a Chinese man trapped in a white man's body. But, that's cannibalism for you!
 
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