Oh
There goes my Thursdays.....
Oh...you just reminded me of a joke!
"A man has a heart attack, dies immediately. He goes to hell.
When he wakes up, he goes up to this one guy and says, "Hey man, where am I?"
"You died, and you're in hell."
The man says, "What!? I'M IN HELL!?!!"
The guy replies, "Relax! Hell ain't all that bad! D'you like to drink?"
"Yeah, I love drinkin'."
"Then you're gonna
love Mondays! Monday's drinkin' day. We got anything you want...scotch, whiskey, vodka, the best beer. You don't have to worry about cirrhosis of the liver or anything, cuz you're already dead."
The man says, "Wow, that sounds great."
"It is great. Do you like to smoke?"
"Yes, I really do."
"Well, you'll
love Tuesdays...Tuesday's smokin' day. We got the best Cuban cigars, any tobacco blend you want! And you never have to worry 'bout dyin' of cancer, cuz you're dead!"
"This is sounding good!" the man replies.
"You ever do drugs?"
"Yes, I do."
Well you'll love Wednesday, cuz Wednesday is drug day. The best heroin, crack, LSD, anything. All day and never worry about ODing, cuz you're already dead."
The man says, "This place sounds like heaven!"
The guy laughs and says, "Yeah, it
is great down here. Tell me, you ever gamble?"
"Oh Yes,
quite a bit!"
"Well then, you're gonna
love Thursdays! Poker, KENO, Roulette tables, horse races with even Secretariat and Seabiscuit...the best gambling ever!"
The man is so excited! "Oh, I can't wait!"
The guy says, "Yes, it's amazing here! Are you gay?"
Startled, the man answers, "No, man! I ain't gay!"
The guy replies, "Oh....well, you're gonna
hate Fridays!"