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Math and science jokes -- GO!

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fatima_bintu_islam

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sandy whitelinger said:
Four mathematicians and four biologists were travelling to a conference by train. The biologists stopped at the ticket office and bought four tickets for the outward journey. They were most surprised to see that the mathematicians only bough one ticket between them The biologists didn't say anything to the mathematicians (for fear of looking stupid) and the eight delegates got on the train. The biologists noticed the ticket inspector coming down the train and one whispered to another, "ah they're for it now". But the mathematicians calmly got up form their seats and squashed themselves into the toilet. The inspector (who was wise to people hiding in the toilet) knocked on the door. One of the mathematicians pushed their only ticket under the door. It was promptly stamped and returned, and the inspector continued on his way.
After two interesting conferences, the eight delegates met up at the station for the return journey. The biologists thought that they would take advantage of the trick the mathematicians had pulled on the way there, and only bough one ticket between them. They were completely perplexed when the mathematicians bought no tickets. The eight got on the train, and as the ticket inspector approached their carriage, the biologists piled into the toilet. There was a knock at the door, and they pushed their ticket underneath. They then heard the sound of muffled laughter as the mathematicians hurried away to the toilet at the other end of the carriage.
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No problem if I sound stupid but I didnt get the bold part ( i.e the whole joke)
 
McBell

McBell

Unbound
When is the sum of the parts greater than the whole?

When repacking a vacation suitcase.
 
A-ManESL

A-ManESL

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Prof. Foo and Prof. Bar are having a discussion over dinner about how no one really knows math anymore. Foo is insisting that math is just as popular as ever, while Bar asserts that it's dead. While Bar is using the bathroom, Foo calls the waitress over, gives her a tip, and explains that when Bar returns, they'll ask her to the table to ask her a question. She is to answer 'x cubed.' She agrees. When Bar returns, Foo proposes that they ask their waitress a math question to resolve their issue. Bar agrees, and they call the waitress to the table. Bar asks her, "What is the integral of three x squared?" The waitress hesitates, worrying Foo who suspects all his efforts are about to be ruined because the waitress can't remember her simple line. He is relieved when she answers "x cubed." Foo is now smug at having won the argument, and begins to gloat to Bar, causing him to miss the waitress's snide remark as she walks away, "... plus a constant."
 
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bowingtoGod

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A-ManESL said:
Prof. Foo and Prof. Bar are having a discussion over dinner about how no one really knows math anymore. Foo is insisting that math is just as popular as ever, while Bar asserts that it's dead. While Bar is using the bathroom, Foo calls the waitress over, gives her a tip, and explains that when Bar returns, they'll ask her to the table to ask her a question. She is to answer 'x cubed.' She agrees. When Bar returns, Foo proposes that they ask their waitress a math question to resolve their issue. Bar agrees, and they call the waitress to the table. Bar asks her, "What is the integral of three x squared?" The waitress hesitates, worrying Foo who suspects all his efforts are about to be ruined because the waitress can't remember her simple line. He is relieved when she answers "x cubed." Foo is now smug at having won the argument, and begins to gloat to Bar, causing him to miss the waitress's snide remark as she walks away, "... plus a constant."
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Buh dun tish!! hahaha that was supposed to be that drum thing at the end of a joke :p
 
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fatima_bintu_islam

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DeitySlayer said:
The mathematicians knocked on the door and took the biologists' single ticket, before hurrying off to the other toilet to pull the same trick they did last time. :D
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Ahh! LooL Okey that was crazy :D ( a bit late but better now than never lol )

Thanks for explaining (and thanks to penguins too )
 
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