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Mean Church Signs

  • Thread starter angellous_evangellous
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TurkeyOnRye

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keithnurse

Active Member
I have a nephew who was once wearing a teashirt that had an image of the Trix cereal rabbit and it said "Silly ******, ***** are for chicks"
 

3.14

Well-Known Member
have seen a couple funny one's

"God said, let there be light"
"so did the arsonist who burned down your house"
"coincidence, i think not"

"god said, let there be light"
"the devil said 5 more minute's and went back to sleep"
 

keithnurse

Active Member
The sign at First Baptist said "There aint no hell"
Second Baptist, across the street, had a sign that said"The hell there ain't".
 

OmarKhayyam

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Real signs on a real Church

Prayer the greatest wireless connection ever.

We are a Christian nation. Vote smart.

Tithes are God's investment plan for eternal returns.

Enroll in God's health plan. All pre-existing conditions accepted.

God said love your nabor not let the government do it for you.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
My recent favorite was:

"We love visitors"

Makes me think they are a UFO cult.
 
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