Why do you think it will never happen?
1. The idea is ludicrous.
2. George Bush could not convince Barney to run to Laura at this juncture in time.
3. Canada and Mexico are not likely to ever relinquish their soverienty to the United States.
4. Prime Minister Harpo... errr Harper leads a
minority government that could be ousted from office at any time. It simply would not matter if he agreed to this or not. He simply would not be able to sell the idea to Canadians. Impossible, in fact.
5. There is no compelling reason for all three countries to combine, period. We rather like American and Americans, but we have no desire to
be Americans.
6. Given America's track record in recent years in regards to foreign policy it is unlikely that any government in their right mind would want to be tarred by the same unsavory brush.
7. If America wanted to become a rather large province of Canada, then we might think about letting you join up, but such a merger would come at great cost to the American people as it would spell the end of many beloved American institutions.
Need I go on?