Oh my goodness! I totally forgot about my black hats! I can't even remember where I put them. I think they may be in with the Halloween decorations.
And they, of course, serve a vital function you nitwit. You see, the wide brim is to help ensure that nothing has a chance to escape while we work on raising magical hocus pocus energy up through the tops of our heads and concentrated in the large cones of the hat. We then use the hat to fire curses at people by bowing towards them in fake respect and firing bolts of evil magic through the point at the tip of the hat. If you will notice that some witches' hats are straight up and some are flopped over...that is the way you can tell if they are "charged up" or not.