Mustaches. Are they worth it?

[Revoltingest]

Ah, but the stache can filter the fly out of your soup before it ever touches your lip! And if you have recently enjoyed some nice toast with peanut butter and honey, you can enjoy it for quite a while after the toast itself is gone. You have to consider all the benefits, you know.

I'm not into wearing recent meals.

 

[Quagmire]

Me without a mustache:

Me with a mustache:

You be the judge.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I think that is the beauty of a beard or mustache. You can grow em and get rid of em and grow em again.

Can you go lip bald?

Can most definitely go 'beard white'...lol

 

[Heyo]

What happens if you graft the skin of your upper lip to other areas of your body? Will the whiskers continue to grow. This could be the basis for another form of the current craze in body modification.

If I recall my basic biology, it should mean that you can grow a mustache anywhere a surgeon can find to place it.

The only question I have is: why would you want to grow a mustache somewhere else on your body. But then, when I see what people actually do, I often ask why about that as well.

"Real men wear their stach above the eyes." - Theo Weigel

 

[Twilight Hue]

About three months ago, I started growing a mustache. I haven't had one in 38 years. I sort of like it. It has become the equivalent of a fidget spinner on my upper lip. I fidget with it.

But I am finding it annoying too. The way some of the whiskers will turn up and tickle my nose is incredibly annoying and I'm going to scratch it off my head at night.

Should I keep it?

How many of you like mustaches or have them? What problems have you had or is it just me.

Keep it trimmed by the nostrils. I had that nose thingy myself. ;0]

 

[Twilight Hue]

"Real men wear their stach above the eyes." - Theo Weigel

My first thought was Leonid Brezhnev. Heh.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

hmmm... have you tried breathing through your ears?

I've never heard of that.

 

[John53]

I've never heard of that.

The ladies love it.