My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[BSM1]

We actually buy them white. Its all that coffee straining that turns them black.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam walk into a Starbucks...oh, never mind...

 

[Neo Deist]

Speaking of strong coffee...

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One of my favorite comedy skits by Fluffy!

"Vaya con dios" cracks me up every time

 

[Thief]

so.....I woke up....
and my eyes are swollen and i have no grip

must make COFFEE!!!!!!

 

[Thief]

here is how I make my poison...oooops
I meant brew

fill the thermos with water for measure
pour into sauce pan, place on stove.....low to med heat
two and a half shot glasses of grind and ease unto the water surface
let it float...do not stir

a few minutes and the water will make noise
a moment or two more and bubbles appear
small bubbles for one minute.....no large bubbles allowed
turn off heat....let the grind sink
wait five minutes

you have preheated the thermos with hot tap water
dump that

with tea ball in place SLOWLY pour hot coffee into thermos
top off with hot tap water
seal thermos

rinse tea ball and stainless steel sauce pan IMMEDIATELY
both are allowed a pinta
do not attempt to remove pinta
both utensils are committed to coffee and should NOT be used otherwise

maybe you should wear goggles

 

[Thief]

and gloves

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee is so strong that it suppresses poetic inclinations.

 

[Thief]

I bought some coffee in Nantucket......

........

guess my brew has a similar effect

 

[crossfire]

My coffee is so strong that it bends spoons!

Even the Ubermensch approves!

 

[Wu Wei]

my coffee is so strong it is listed as both an acid and a poison

 

[Thief]

apparently, the respondents have attempted to use the recipe I posted earlier....

and none have survived

 

[Brickjectivity]

One time I sent my coffee to a lab for analysis. They kept sending me requests for more samples.

 

[psychoslice]

A nice flat white everyday is all i need, mmmm, mmmm.

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong there is enough caffeine in the aroma to keep you awake for a week

 

[Thief]

A nice flat white everyday is all i need, mmmm, mmmm.

you mean to say.?....your coffee lays you out.....
flat and white

 

[Wu Wei]

you mean to say.?....your coffee lays you out.....
flat and white

"A flat white is an espresso based coffee beverage. The beverage is prepared by pouring microfoam over a shot of espresso"

Strong...but not THAT strong.......certainly not strong enough to eat paint or corrode metal or kill a guy....

 

[Thief]

"A flat white is an espresso based coffee beverage. The beverage is prepared by pouring microfoam over a shot of espresso"

Strong...but not THAT strong.......certainly not strong enough to eat paint or corrode metal or kill a guy....

I thank you
i just wasn't sure if the boast was of taste...or strength

 

[Thief]

JUST THIS PAST EVENING!.....

I happen to be a toolmaker
we use small magnets for this and that.....so....

I was testing to see if my stainless steel coffee cup was altogether good grade stainless

lo and behold!
the little magnet stuck really good at the brim.......indicating a cheap grade

but as i moved the magnet down to the level of the coffee (half a cup)....
the magnet started to let go

near the bottom.....no hold at ALL!!!!!!

there is the appearance......
my coffee kills a magnetic field!!!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Impressive. I like stainless steel wares, but I worry that some day I will find out that small amounts of cobalt and nickel are leeching into our food. Remember when they pulled that trick on us with the aluminum pots and the teflon skillets and the led crystal glasses? It was like "Oh by the way. You have been poisoning yourselves."

 

[Thief]

Impressive. I like stainless steel wares, but I worry that some day I will find out that small amounts of cobalt and nickel are leeching into our food. Remember when they pulled that trick on us with the aluminum pots and the teflon skillets and the led crystal glasses? It was like "Oh by the way. You have been poisoning yourselves."

when I got to the bottom of that cup.....
there was an impressive sludge

real mud!

and yeah.....I'm likely poisoning myself....

 

[Wu Wei]

My Coffee is so strong it has its own HMIS (Hazardous Materials Identification System) label with all 4s