My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Thief]

Your coffee was so weak that my goldfish fell asleep in it.

are you sure they are just sleeping?

 

[Brickjectivity]

are you sure they are just sleeping?

I checked again, and in fact they were moving so fast in the jar that they appeared to be standing still and a little bit see-through.

 

[Thief]

I checked again, and in fact they were moving so fast in the jar that they appeared to be standing still and a little bit see-through.

cool.....warp speed goldfish!

 

[Thief]

so now there is talk of rebuilding warp engines by converting them to coffee grinders

my brew as fuel of course

 

[Sha'irullah]

The relationship is out of control! I don't want coffee, but it might get lonely without me.

Oh pish posh, that's what your hand and a bottle of Lubriderm is for. Makes the loneliness go away

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh pish posh, that's what your hand and a bottle of Lubriderm is for. Makes the loneliness go away

What a great idea, although it is slightly more expensive than sand which I can get for free.

 

[Thief]

What a great idea, although it is slightly more expensive than sand which I can get for free.

you put sand in your coffee?

 

[Brickjectivity]

you put sand in your coffee?

Its very non toxic. That is all I will say.

 

[Thief]

darn.....you say such silly things
it's good for a giggle

 

[Thief]

my coffee is soooooooo strong......

it dissovles sand

 

[Brickjectivity]

my coffee is soooooooo strong......

it dissovles sand

Sand is mostly silica. Whatever can dissolve sand can also dissolve your funny bone, so please do not drink things that can dissolve sand.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sand is mostly silica. Whatever can dissolve sand can also dissolve your funny bone, so please do not drink things that can dissolve sand.

Well...it does explain why he is not funny

 

[Thief]

HEY!.....I'm as funny haha as any ninja can be!

 

[Thief]

on a more serious note....I missed some detail on a coffee and longevity report

which is it?.....more or less time on earth per cup

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong....someone drinking my coffee is what actually casued the tunguska event

 

[Thief]

my coffee is soooo photogenic.....

it was featured in a Star Trek Next Generation episode

Q and Packard were standing over a puddle of 'goooo'
and noting how the molecules were suppose to be the start of life on this planet......and oooops!

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee is so strong....someone drinking my coffee is what actually casued the tunguska event

Coffee is not for everyone and is not yet fully understood.

 

[Thief]

drink my brew and you shall have your epiphany

 

[Thief]

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Brickjectivity]

How about a friend named Tiffany instead?