My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Brickjectivity]

so your coffee makes you want to fight someone?....with a wig made of bananas

Those aren't bananas. What is your point?

 

[Thief]

well if your coffee makes you want to go up against some guy with a banana wig.....
that must be strong coffee

but MY coffee spits ME out!

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong, Chuck Norris is the only person that can drink it.... and survive

 

[Thief]

now hey!.....wait a minute....

Chuck can kill ninjas......I've see the documentary......the Octagon

but they didn't use my coffee on him

I think the end of the movie would have been quite different

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes, it likely would have energized him so he could kill more ninja

 

[Thief]

it crossed my mind....maybe I could send a sample to Chuck just to see what he thinks of it

aaaaannnnnnnd.............no!

that would be a bad combination

and he might kill way too many bears

 

[Thief]

on second thought.....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wu wei's coffee makes him believe he is Chuck Norris. I would like to sample that sometime assuming its legal.

 

[Wu Wei]

it crossed my mind....maybe I could send a sample to Chuck just to see what he thinks of it

aaaaannnnnnnd.............no!

that would be a bad combination

and he might kill way too many bears

Well duh

When Chuck Norris goes hiking Grizzly Bears look out for him

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wu wei's coffee makes him believe he is Chuck Norris. I would like to sample that sometime assuming its legal.

No, I would never blaspheme in such a way...besides...Chuck may come looking for me.....

My coffee is so strong Dr. Frankenstein used it to reanimate his creation

 

[Thief]

electric peculator?

 

[Wu Wei]

electric peculator?

No the level of Caffeine Can kill a living human...unless you're Chuck....and that same level of Caffeine brought Frankenstein's monster to life

 

[Luciferi Baphomet]

No milk. No sugar. That's the best way.

Ugh too bitter lol.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ugh too bitter lol.

If that is your belief then you don't belong in the my coffee is to strong thread because OBVIOUSLY your coffee is not strong

 

[Luciferi Baphomet]

If that is your belief then you don't belong in the my coffee is to strong thread because OBVIOUSLY your coffee is not strong

Why so serious?

 

[Thief]

my coffee is sooooooo strong....

it turns on the gas and jumps in the pot
all by itself

and tells me....You will drink me!

 

[Thief]

Why so serious?

say it more like.....why ssoo sserioussssss......

because we are dissscusssing ssstrong coffee

 

[Brickjectivity]

Why so serious?

Sometimes serious means traveling down serious' throat and out the back end of serious. You don't ask why.

 

[Thief]

Sometimes serious means traveling down serious' throat and out the back end of serious. You don't ask why.

ah!.....so you DO have some understanding of the topic!

 

[Thief]

and sometimes the rapid expulsion through the nostrils
yeah that's right....

my coffee is sooo strong it can punch you in the face!!!!.......from the inside out!!!!

seriously