My Coffee is soooo Strong!

[Thief]

Tiffineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................

 

[Wu Wei]

my coffee is soooo photogenic.....

it was featured in a Star Trek Next Generation episode

Q and Packard were standing over a puddle of 'goooo'
and noting how the molecules were suppose to be the start of life on this planet......and oooops!

Wow!!! they used your coffee too. Mine was used in the "Skin of Evil" episode...it was the skin of evil

 

[Thief]

My coffee film debuted in ....the Blob.....with Steve McQueen

 

[Thief]

the precursors of my coffee were known as the Labrea Tar pits

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffees film debut was in Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster..it was the Smog Monster

 

[Thief]

I think my coffee is more popular than your coffee

haven't seen a 'blob' movie for awhile

 

[Brickjectivity]

My coffee kept George Washington awake while he was crossing the Delaware, but I never brag about it.

 

[crossfire]

My coffee kept George Washington awake while he was crossing the Delaware, but I never brag about it.

Well, they dumped all of the tea in Boston Harbor!

 

[Wu Wei]

My coffee is so strong, just its aroma caused global warming

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well, they dumped all of the tea in Boston Harbor!

The tea tax law was scuttled by undeclared dependents.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, they dumped all of the tea in Boston Harbor!

If it where my coffee the water would have evaporated and the ships would have dissolved.

 

[Thief]

I'm trying to divert a disaster.....

I've discovered.....my coffee can move the earth from it's orbit

i gotta be more careful

 

[Brickjectivity]

If it where my coffee the water would have evaporated and the ships would have dissolved.

I think somebody may have poured some of your coffee onto thief's grammar. It keeps dissolving!

 

[Thief]

there is nothing wrong with my granma
she went to heaven

but i think my coffee has been to hell and back

 

[Brickjectivity]

there is nothing wrong with my granma
she went to heaven

but i think my coffee has been to hell and back

My neighbor's kids are smarter than the norm because of my coffee's aroma.

 

[Thief]

My neighbor's kids are smarter than the norm because of my coffee's aroma.

stop that....
contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a felony

 

[Thief]

on the other hand.......
if you can tolerate the little ones running amok
you could start them young and maybe their resistance will be there for them

but let's not do that with my brew

that would be seriously bad

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sometimes my coffee goes so super saiyan that it makes people want to battle Vegeta.

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Thief]

so your coffee makes you want to fight someone?....with a wig made of bananas