My Revelations

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

DURING THE COURSE OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS, I HAVE RECEIVED MANY A REVELATION FROM THE TRUE GOD JEHOVAH. I HAVE WRITTEN EACH OF THESE REVELATIONS DOWN ACCORDING TO THE WORDS SPOKEN UNTO ME. THERE MIGHT BE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS; FOR THOSE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

THE FIRST REVELATION I WANT TO SHARE TODAY CONERNS THE NATURE OF THE FATHER (JEHOVAH), THE SON JESUS CHRIST, AND THE HOLY GHOST. IT HAS BEEN REVEALED UNTO ME THAT THE FATHER GOD, HIS SON JESUS CHRIST AND THE HOLY SPIRIT RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM THE M31 (ANDROMEDA) GALAXY.

JEHOVAH GOD IS AN EXALTED AND PERFECTED MAN: YEA, HE IS MADE OF FLESH AND BONE THE SAME AS YOU AND I, BUT NOT OF BLOOD; AND HE IS IMMORTAL. THE SON JESUS (A LESSER GOD) IS LIKEWISE MAN EXALTED: FOR AS HE WAS WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO THE HEAVENS, HE REMAINED: YEA, HE IS AN EXALTED MAN OF FLESH, AND OF BONE, AND OF BLOOD. UNTO CHRIST WAS GRANTED SEVEN HUNDRED WIVES OF FLESH, AND OF BONE, AND OF BLOOD; AND THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS NUMBERS FOUR THOUSAND FORTY-THREE.

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE POWER OF GOD: FOR IT IS THROUGH THE SPIRIT THAT THE FATHER AND SON MAKE THEIR POWER KNOWN THROUGHOUT CREATION. YEA, WITHOUT THE HOLY GHOST, THE FATHER AND SON WOULD BE POWERLESS. THUS, THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE FORCE OF GOD; IT IS NOT A LITERAL PERSON, BUT A REPRESENTATION OF GOD'S NATURE.

THE TWO EXALTED CREATURES (JEHOVAH AND CHRIST) INHABIT THE THE PLANET KURESHK (NOTE: I SPELL IT AS IT WAS SPOKEN UNTO ME), A PARADISE EARTH. IT WAS UPON THIS WORLD THAT JEHOVAH GOD RECEIVED HIS REWARD: YEA, THE FATHER WAS ONCE A LESSER GOD LIKE CHRIST JESUS, BUT THROUGH OBEDIENCE AND CREATION HAS PROGRESSED TO THE THRONE OF POWER.

JEHOVAH GOD HAS ONE WIFE (MARY) AND SEVEN THOUSAND CONCUBINES. THE FRUIT OF THIS LOINS NUMBERS AS MANY STARS AS THERE ARE IN THE SKY: YEA, HE HAS MANY CHILDREN. A PORTION OF THESE CHILDREN ARE OF ONE GLORY, AND THE REMAINING NUMBER ARE OF ANOTHER GLORY: FOR AS THE MOON IS OF ONE GLORY, THE SUN IS OF ANOTHER GLORY. YEA, WHEREAS SOME CHILDREN ARE CREATURES OF FLESH AND OF BONE (BUT NOT OF BLOOD), OTHER CHILDREN ARE SPIRIT ENTITIES.

THIS SHALL BE KNOWN AS CHAPTER 1 IN MY REVELATIONS; THERE IS MUCH MORE TO COME.

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

I Apologize For The Font; I Am Dyslexic And The Larger Font Makes It Easier To Type.

 

[Valjean]

Well, you can hardly argue with that -- it's a revelation, after all.

I see a new religion aborning.

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

IN ORDER THAT ALL SHALL UNDERSTAND THE REVELATION I HAVE GIVEN, I MUST SHARE ANOTHER REVELATION.

COMMONLY HELD IS THE BELIEF THAT GOD IS AN ETERNAL BEING. I TELL YOU THE TRUTH, GOD IS NOT ETERNAL: FOR HE WAS ONCE A MAN THE SAME AS ARE WE MANKIND: A MAN OF PASSIONS THE SAME AS OUR PASSIONS; FOR AS WE ARE TODAY, GOD ONCE WAS; AND AS GOD IS TODAY, MAY WE BECOME. (TO BORROW LOOSELY FROM THE WORDS OF JOSEPH SMITH).

YEA, THE PROGRESSION IS ETERNAL: FOR IF YE FOLLOW THE GOSPEL LAWS, YE MIGHT BECOME A GOD IN THE SAME WAY AS JEHOVAH BECAME GOD.

JEHOVAH GOD IS THE GREATEST GOD OF ALL; HE IS IN AUTHORITY ABOVE ALL OTHER GODS. BUT AS I HAVE SAID, IT HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN SO; YEA, JEHOVAH WAS ONCE A MAN LIKE YOU AND ME.

 

[Ardent Listener]

IN ORDER THAT ALL SHALL UNDERSTAND THE REVELATION I HAVE GIVEN, I MUST SHARE ANOTHER REVELATION.

COMMONLY HELD IS THE BELIEF THAT GOD IS AN ETERNAL BEING. I TELL YOU THE TRUTH, GOD IS NOT ETERNAL: FOR HE WAS ONCE A MAN THE SAME AS ARE WE MANKIND: A MAN OF PASSIONS THE SAME AS OUR PASSIONS; FOR AS WE ARE TODAY, GOD ONCE WAS; AND AS GOD IS TODAY, MAY WE BECOME. (TO BORROW LOOSELY FROM THE WORDS OF JOSEPH SMITH).

YEA, THE PROGRESSION IS ETERNAL: FOR IF YE FOLLOW THE GOSPEL LAWS, YE MIGHT BECOME A GOD IN THE SAME WAY AS JEHOVAH BECAME GOD.

JEHOVAH GOD IS THE GREATEST GOD OF ALL; HE IS IN AUTHORITY ABOVE ALL OTHER GODS. BUT AS I HAVE SAID, IT HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN SO; YEA, JEHOVAH WAS ONCE A MAN LIKE YOU AND ME.

INTERESTING POST JOSEF THE PROPHET. YOUR REVELATION LEADS TO A LOGICAL QUESTION; IF JEHOVAH WAS ONCE A MAN, WHO OR WHAT CREATED HIM? DID YOU RECEIVE A REVELATION FROM JEHOVAH THAT WOULD ANSWER MY QUESTION?

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

To The One Who Dubs Himself Ardent Listener: Regarding That Matter, I Await Further Revelation.

 

[Aqualung]

That seems like a fairly straight forward meld of JWs and LDS. Interesting...

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

DURING THE COURSE OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS, I HAVE RECEIVED MANY A REVELATION FROM THE TRUE GOD JEHOVAH. I HAVE WRITTEN EACH OF THESE REVELATIONS DOWN ACCORDING TO THE WORDS SPOKEN UNTO ME. THERE MIGHT BE GRAMMATICAL ERRORS; FOR THOSE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

THE FIRST REVELATION I WANT TO SHARE TODAY CONERNS THE NATURE OF THE FATHER (JEHOVAH), THE SON JESUS CHRIST, AND THE HOLY GHOST. IT HAS BEEN REVEALED UNTO ME THAT THE FATHER GOD, HIS SON JESUS CHRIST AND THE HOLY SPIRIT RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM THE M31 (ANDROMEDA) GALAXY.

JEHOVAH GOD IS AN EXALTED AND PERFECTED MAN: YEA, HE IS MADE OF FLESH AND BONE THE SAME AS YOU AND I, BUT NOT OF BLOOD; AND HE IS IMMORTAL. THE SON JESUS (A LESSER GOD) IS LIKEWISE MAN EXALTED: FOR AS HE WAS WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO THE HEAVENS, HE REMAINED: YEA, HE IS AN EXALTED MAN OF FLESH, AND OF BONE, AND OF BLOOD. UNTO CHRIST WAS GRANTED SEVEN HUNDRED WIVES OF FLESH, AND OF BONE, AND OF BLOOD; AND THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS NUMBERS FOUR THOUSAND FORTY-THREE.

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE POWER OF GOD: FOR IT IS THROUGH THE SPIRIT THAT THE FATHER AND SON MAKE THEIR POWER KNOWN THROUGHOUT CREATION. YEA, WITHOUT THE HOLY GHOST, THE FATHER AND SON WOULD BE POWERLESS. THUS, THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE FORCE OF GOD; IT IS NOT A LITERAL PERSON, BUT A REPRESENTATION OF GOD'S NATURE.

THE TWO EXALTED CREATURES (JEHOVAH AND CHRIST) INHABIT THE THE PLANET KURESHK (NOTE: I SPELL IT AS IT WAS SPOKEN UNTO ME), A PARADISE EARTH. IT WAS UPON THIS WORLD THAT JEHOVAH GOD RECEIVED HIS REWARD: YEA, THE FATHER WAS ONCE A LESSER GOD LIKE CHRIST JESUS, BUT THROUGH OBEDIENCE AND CREATION HAS PROGRESSED TO THE THRONE OF POWER.

JEHOVAH GOD HAS ONE WIFE (MARY) AND SEVEN THOUSAND CONCUBINES. THE FRUIT OF THIS LOINS NUMBERS AS MANY STARS AS THERE ARE IN THE SKY: YEA, HE HAS MANY CHILDREN. A PORTION OF THESE CHILDREN ARE OF ONE GLORY, AND THE REMAINING NUMBER ARE OF ANOTHER GLORY: FOR AS THE MOON IS OF ONE GLORY, THE SUN IS OF ANOTHER GLORY. YEA, WHEREAS SOME CHILDREN ARE CREATURES OF FLESH AND OF BONE (BUT NOT OF BLOOD), OTHER CHILDREN ARE SPIRIT ENTITIES.
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COMMONLY HELD IS THE BELIEF THAT GOD IS AN ETERNAL BEING. I TELL YOU THE TRUTH, GOD IS NOT ETERNAL: FOR HE WAS ONCE A MAN THE SAME AS ARE WE MANKIND: A MAN OF PASSIONS THE SAME AS OUR PASSIONS; FOR AS WE ARE TODAY, GOD ONCE WAS; AND AS GOD IS TODAY, MAY WE BECOME. (TO BORROW LOOSELY FROM THE WORDS OF JOSEPH SMITH).

YEA, THE PROGRESSION IS ETERNAL: FOR IF YE FOLLOW THE GOSPEL LAWS, YE MIGHT BECOME A GOD IN THE SAME WAY AS JEHOVAH BECAME GOD.

JEHOVAH GOD IS THE GREATEST GOD OF ALL; HE IS IN AUTHORITY ABOVE ALL OTHER GODS. BUT AS I HAVE SAID, IT HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN SO; YEA, JEHOVAH WAS ONCE A MAN LIKE YOU AND ME.
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THIS SHALL BE KNOWN AS CHAPTER 1 IN MY REVELATIONS; THERE IS MUCH MORE TO COME.

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

That seems like a fairly straight forward meld of JWs and LDS. Interesting...

SMITH RECEIVED MANY A TRUE REVELATION; HOWEVER, HE ALLOWED THE DESIRE FOR POWER TO CORRUPT HIM. THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TODAY: TO RESTORE WHAT GOD INTENDED SMITH TO RESTORE.

I WAS ONCE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, BUT THAT IS A FALSE RELIGION WHICH FOLLOWS A FALSE JEHOVAH. ANY SIMILARITIES TO THE WATCHTOWER ORGANIZATION'S TEACHINGS IS PROBABLY BY MERE COINCIDENCE.

 

[Theodore]

I'm on the edge of my seat. Pray tell us the second revelation.

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

I'm on the edge of my seat. Pray tell us the second revelation.

I SHALL, WHEN I FEEL THE TIME IS RIGHT.

SOMEONE MENTIONED THAT MY REVELATIONS COME ACROSS AS A MIXTURE OF LDS AND JW THEOLOGY. I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN THIS.

SMITH WAS A TRUE PROPHET WHO RECEIVED GENUINE REVELATIONS. HOWEVER, HE ALLOWED THE DESIRE FOR POWER TO CORRUPT HIM. THE BOOK OF MORMON IS THE ONLY TRUTH EVER WRITTEN BY SMITH. GOD INTENDED SMITH TO RESTORE THE CHURCH OF CHRIST; HOWEVER, SMITH FAILED. THAT IS WHY I AM HERE TODAY: TO RESTORE THE CHURCH WHICH SMITH DID NOT.

AFTER DEPARTING FROM FLDS, I WAS A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS FOR A TIME. BUT GOD SHOWED ME THE TRUTH; THE TRUE JEHOVAH REVEALED TO ME THAT THE WATCHTOWER ORGANIZATION TEACHES OF A FALSE JEHOVAH.

ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE WATCHTOWER ORGANIZATION'S TEACHINGS AND MY REVELATIONS IS PROBABLY BY MERE COINCIDENCE.

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

I ASSURE YOU I AM GENUINE IN MY REVELATIONS, AND I SHARE THEM FOR THE BENEFIT OF OTHERS.

 

[Katzpur]

That seems like a fairly straight forward meld of JWs and LDS. Interesting...

There are obvious similarities to both denominations, but a few distinctly unique doctrines, too. Obviously, I don't believe Josef is divinely inspired, but we're all entitled to our beliefs, and this forum has always been uncharacteristically tolerant of different opinions. That's probably the main reason so many of us are comfortable here.

 

[DeepShadow]

FWIW, I dunno about JW, but these revelations IMHO resemble distant parts of Mormon pseudobiblia/apocrypha. I see little here that would be taught in our Sunday school.

I'm not bashing on your revelations, Josef, only pointing this out for those who might mistake this for LDS theology. If you're starting your own church, let's make sure people know this stuff is yours.

I must ask, though, if the Book of Mormon is the word of God, why does God have concubines? Concubines were strictly forbidden in the BoM.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I must ask, though, if the Book of Mormon is the word of God, why does God have concubines? Concubines were strictly forbidden in the BoM.

I always thought they would have been forbidden, going along with the anti-lust messages, that are in the KJ Bible.

JEHOVAH WAS ONCE A MAN LIKE YOU AND ME.

Im not attacking what you say, but this implies any man can become god. Is that true according to your revelations?

 

[Aqualung]

I must ask, though, if the Book of Mormon is the word of God, why does God have concubines? Concubines were strictly forbidden in the BoM.

Why, DeepShadow. You bring up a very important point. I'm definitely interested in hearing Josef's thoughts about that, too.

 

[Aqualung]

FWIW, I dunno about JW, but these revelations IMHO resemble distant parts of Mormon pseudobiblia/apocrypha. I see little here that would be taught in our Sunday school.

I guess you're right about that. I pretty much just noticed the similarities. There are actually quite a few differences, like the concubine thing

 

[JOSEF THE PROPHET]

um, this is all very nice josef, but, ya know, I have a lot of wierd dreams too. Although a few may become ideas for future novels, I don't think I'd consider any divine prophecy.

LESS THAN HALF OF THESE REVELATIONS HAVE COME IN THE FORM OF DREAMS. THERE ARE OTHER WAYS IN WHICH THE LORD GIVES HIS REVELATIONS UNTO ME. FOR EXAMPLE, I ONCE HAD THE HONOR OF BOWING BEFORE THE THRONE OF JEHOVAH ON THE PLANET KURESHK. IT WAS AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE; I WAS TRANSFORMED INTO ENERGY AND INSTANTLY TRANSPORTED BEFORE HIS MIGHTY THRONE, WITH CHRIST AT HIS SIDE. IT WAS THERE I RECEIVED MANY REVELATIONS.

THE GOD MORONI (A LESSER GOD) HAS ALSO GIVEN ME MANY REVELATIONS. SMITH WROTE THAT MORONI IS AN ANGEL; THIS IS FALSE. MORONI WAS A MAN WHO BECAME A GOD.

 

[Ori]

Well thats all very nice Josef, but... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHOUT?

 

[Ori]

Alright I just read your introduction, sorry.