My wiener is soooo big......

[Wirey]

...... that if I get wood in New York I have to chase giant monkeys off of it.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

 

[Deidre]

You spelled weiner wrong.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

You spelled weiner wrong.

When you have a big weiner you don't have to know how to spell.

 

[Wirey]

No one?

My wiener is so big it can vote.

 

[Revoltingest]

You spelled weiner wrong.

Here is a pic of his Weiner holding his wiener....

Spoiler: Graphic picture...not for those prone to getting the vapors

 

[Twilight Hue]

Here is a pic of his Weiner holding his wiener....

Spoiler: Graphic picture...not for those prone to getting the vapors

Is that like the vagina diaries, except that it's for men?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that like the vagina diaries, except that it's for men?

Yes, they're identical.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

Yes, they're identical.

Scientist discovered recently that most modern men actually have vaginas where their weiner should be.

 

[Revoltingest]

Scientist discovered recently that most modern men actually have vaginas where their weiner should be.

This is true.
It explains why so many of them voted for Hillary.


Oh, come on....you knew I had to go there.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

This is true.
It explains why so many of them voted for Hillary.


Oh, come on....you knew I had to go there.

I am fairly sure Hillary has a weiner.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

My wiener is so big.

 

[Wirey]

My wiener is so big.

My wiener is so big it grew it's own wiener, and my wiener's wiener is bigger than your wiener.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

My wiener is so big it grew it's own wiener, and my wiener's wiener is bigger than your wiener.

You really should get that tumor checked out.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You really should get that tumor checked out.

Too soon?

 

[Revoltingest]

Too soon?

You're thinking instead of his giant brain.

 

[Wirey]

You're thinking instead of his giant brain.

Same thing in my case.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Same thing in my case.

"My" being equivalent to "any guy with a working schlong."

 

[Revoltingest]

Same thing in my case.

I saw that response coming a mile a way.....or 1.6 km away to you.

 

[Milton Platt]

You spelled weiner wrong.

He didn't say his brain was big.....