Bob gives me the impression that he dreams about being tormented in flames of a fiery hell. It's kinda funny.
It is. Funny. Or it would be, if there were not so many laws based in that ludicrous idea...
Your bible says I'll be punished by it's "loving" god forever.
I'm told pretty much daily, by Good Loving Christians™, that I am not only going to be tortured forever, but that I
deserve to be... in short-- I'm told I'm worth less than ordinary pond scum.
And that's the heart of Genuine Christianity™, isn't it? That all people are so depraved, that they deserve infinite torture?
Fortunately? I do not believe in your god, in your hell, nor in your satan.
I also do not believe in unicorns.
On the third paw? Lucifer, or Satan? In the bible? Is the sole character in that whole book, who never actually lies! Even better-- Satan only kills some folk, because god *demands* it of him! (book of Job). Satan never lies-- oh, the bible claims he does-- but never EVER gives even one example!
Really, Satan, as the Snake, in the Garden? Is the single likable character in that whole narrative. He tells Adam, a person with the brains of a 2 year old, that the only way to Grow Up, is to Eat The Magic Fruit.
Adam retorts with "God said we'll die."
"God was lying." And indeed---
god was lying! Adam eats-- and lives over 600 years more, if the bible is at all accurate.
Satan challenges Adam to
not be a mind-slave. As I said, the sole likable character.
PS. "But-but-but... Jesus! He don't lie, do he?"
Sorry-- Jesus lied too. "Ask whatever you want, in my (Jesus) name, and it'll be instantly granted". One of the most insidious lies in the whole bible...
He also lied when he said, "Not one of you will die, before I'm baaack, baby!" They all died. He never came back.