Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
How about some humor:
pinky are you pondering what i'm pondering
"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
"I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
"I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?
"Well I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
"Well, I think so, Brain, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"
"I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"
"I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"
"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
"I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
"I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them."
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
Honey badgers are fearless
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