No association game

[Wu Wei]

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away

How about some humor:

"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?

"I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.

"I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

"Well I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

"Well, I think so, Brain, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"

"I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."

"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

"I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."

"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"

"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"

"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."

"I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"

"I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them."

"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."

"Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."


[trigger alert: profanity]

It's NO association..... you get 23 demerits....

 

[anotherneil]

Dental plan.

 

[We Never Know]

Colonoscopy

 

[Kathryn]

Taxes.

 

[anotherneil]

nothing burger

 

[Revoltingest]

What goes on between Lenny & Carl?

 

[Wu Wei]

goodnight

 

[We Never Know]

good golly

 

[John53]

Burning down the house

 

[Wu Wei]

Hose

 

[Revoltingest]

Furvert.

 

[Stevicus]

And that's how it all happened.

 

[We Never Know]

On Friday morning at sunset

 

[John53]

Mars needs guitars

 

[Jedster]

catnip

 

[Stevicus]

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

It runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

 

[ChristineM]

Why?

A question my children have asked me many times, even to me asking why? Lucky they have grown out of this tormenting behaviour. Good luck with your sanity if you are going through this stage of life.

 

[Wu Wei]

Jello

 

[Wirey]

Angels. Anaheim, not the holy type.

 

[Wu Wei]

Devils.....the satanic type, not the hockey team