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No Evidence for 1st Century Nazareth

godnotgod

godnotgod

Thou art That
krsnaraja said:
Because you mentioned the word rectum. & why do we tighten our rectums if Jayzuz is coming? Because mostly here are afraid to undergo colonoscopy? Jayzuz who has risen is a surgeon.
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'Look, boss! de plane! de plane!'

'No, fool! Its der Fuhrer himself! Quick! Flush the weed and prepare for your holy colonoscopy! Achtung!:eek:
 
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fallingblood

fallingblood

Agnostic Theist
godnotgod said:
Of course, they don't, REALLY. They just like to stroke each other, and everyone else, for all it's worth. If they REALLY understood what it is they are believing in, they'd all go stark raving mad.:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: (This is what the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost look like behind the scenes when they are laughing their arses clean off)
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:sleep: You could at least try to make an insult logical. Or at least informed. Or maybe even entertaining.

Maybe you could even read a little about Christianity, so then at least when you make an ignorant statement, it also doesn't have to be asinine.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
godnotgod said:
Of course, they don't, REALLY. They just like to stroke each other, and everyone else, for all it's worth. If they REALLY understood what it is they are believing in, they'd all go stark raving mad.:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: (This is what the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost look like behind the scenes when they are laughing their arses clean off)
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Well there it is. We know the point at which you went insane.

You finally understood what we REALLY believe.

Why should we join your madness?

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That God for godnotgod, keeper and defender of the faith!
 
godnotgod

godnotgod

Thou art That
fallingblood said:
:sleep: You could at least try to make an insult logical. Or at least informed. Or maybe even entertaining.

Maybe you could even read a little about Christianity, so then at least when you make an ignorant statement, it also doesn't have to be asinine.
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I DID read about Xtianity. I stopped at the part where this guy was nailed to a cross and then flew up into the sky shortly after being totally dead for 3 days.

As I understand the inside story, he is now with the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Santa Claus, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Candy Cane Heaven where Pure Poppycock is yours for the taking.:D
 
fallingblood

fallingblood

Agnostic Theist
godnotgod said:
I DID read about Xtianity. I stopped at the part where this guy was nailed to a cross and then flew up into the sky shortly after being totally dead for 3 days.

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This was better than your second part. So being raised Christian, you never got past this part? Wow, that explains why you have no idea what you are talking about. Thanks for clearing everything up for us.
 
krsnaraja

krsnaraja

Active Member
fallingblood said:
This was better than your second part. So being raised Christian, you never got past this part? Wow, that explains why you have no idea what you are talking about. Thanks for clearing everything up for us.
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Hey, man. Godnotgod is not what you think he is. You`re wrong. He has the idea but you seemed not to understand what`s he`s trying to tell you. You agreed yourself to disagree on godnotgod`s views.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
krsnaraja said:
Hey, man. Godnotgod is not what you think he is. You`re wrong. He has the idea but you seemed not to understand what`s he`s trying to tell you. You agreed yourself to disagree on godnotgod`s views.
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You're being far too generous. Godnotgod has not bothered to give the smallest thought to his position and presumes to understand "ours."
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
krsnaraja said:
Theirs are larger than life while yours is smaller. You should capitalize on your g spot. Opps I mean your little g in godnotgod.
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:biglaugh:

(this is entertainment, godnotgod. It does nothing for the thread, but at least serves a worthwhile cause)
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
godnotgod said:
I DID read about Xtianity. I stopped at the part where this guy was nailed to a cross and then flew up into the sky shortly after being totally dead for 3 days.

As I understand the inside story, he is now with the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Santa Claus, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Candy Cane Heaven where Pure Poppycock is yours for the taking.:D
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Get over yourself.

You didn't need to read anything to make up the crap you're spamming.

If you only had talent...

No original thought. No spunk. No charisma. Worst of all, no sense of humor or entertaining ethos.

Why bother to post? I mean if you're not going to bother to think and/or be funny, clever, or cute ON PURPOSE -- I could appreciate that.

You might as well just post "godnotgod has nothing to say" and then post a random link.
 
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godnotgod

godnotgod

Thou art That
angellous_evangellous said:
Get over yourself.

You didn't need to read anything to make up the crap you're spamming.

If you only had talent...

No original thought. No spunk. No charisma. Worst of all, no sense of humor or entertaining ethos.

Why bother to post? I mean if you're not going to bother to think and/or be funny, clever, or cute ON PURPOSE -- I could appreciate that.

You might as well just post "godnotgod has nothing to say" and then post a random link.
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I am not here to entertain you, but I do have something to say. That you find it boring and uninformative is not my problem. There are others who read here without posting who may learn something they did not know before, like that the Nazareth they heard about for so many years did not actually exist.

As I implied before, it would be far, far more provocative if someone did find the body of Jesus in some grave somewhere. Then they might learn to understand Jesus as an ordinary man who was enlightened. Nothing Special. But then no miracles to have to explain either.

So, would you like the rest of us to start a collection to pay for a trip to Vegas for you? You seem to be chomping at the bit for bright lights, dancing girls, and cheap booze. Poor fellow! I hate to see a fellow human denied the things he most lusts after. :D

What IS entertaining is the fact that you call for ME to 'get over myself', when YOU are the one posting "Got Angellous" in large type with accompanying applause. Don't forget to give yourself a big hug and a kiss while you're at it. Now you have a choice: to keep complaining about my not being entertaining for you; or actually respond to the topic and appear somewhat intelligent. As I refuse to respond to your demand for entertainment, that leaves you with only one choice. Actually, you COULD just go away, as you have no real function here, but that would be asking too much. So something is keeping you here. Perhaps you could ask godnotgod for some candy? Would you like some candy, AE?
 
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godnotgod

godnotgod

Thou art That
angellous_evangellous said:
You're being far too generous. Godnotgod has not bothered to give the smallest thought to his position and presumes to understand "ours."
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You have already presented yours, and I have responded at almost every turn. All yours seems to be saying is: 'Well, it COULD have been that.....'

FB, for example, continues to insist that Josephus is more than enough to establish the historicity of Jesus, in spite of the fact that there are problems with his statement, and that it is the only historical scrap he has to defend such a position.
 
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