Non Sequitur Discussion

[Sunstone]

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN anywhere!!

By god, for that I'll have you know you're not the only one around here who has refuted the Theory of Gravity.

 

[Draka]

A sandwich just isn't a sandwich when it has that crappy Miracle Whip stuff on it.

 

[Reptillian]

Merlin's Beard!!! Ich verstehe das nicht!

 

[Jacksnyte]

Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??... Now, it's time to ``HAVE A NAGEELA''!!

 

[Quagmire]

This is exactly like that time my grandmother ate 3 South American countries and accused the dictionary of hiding a half eaten helium sandwich in a dyslexic platypus's naval.

 

[Jacksnyte]

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

 

[TJ73]

But only if your flux capacitor is adequately mired in raisin pumpernickel spread.

 

[Jacksnyte]

.. I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS..

 

[Quagmire]

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

No, I'm sorry. This is the place where you go to exchange unwanted lawn furniture for a brighter perspective in regards to silk worms and fast food commercials.

 

[Jacksnyte]

It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.. Go home to your WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST!

 

[Quagmire]

It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.. Go home to your WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST!

How am I supposed to know if Archie Bunker was meant as a metaphor for the rampant abuse of cold medicine among Dodgers fans and certain breeds of Bolivian hamsters? My God Jim I'm a doctor! Not an accordion repair man!!

 

[Jacksnyte]

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

 

[Quagmire]

Although I think it even more likely that Rodger Waters wore window curtains in the autumn, rather than during Albert Schweitzer's birthday and every other Wednesday that began with the letter "U".

 

[Draka]

Upon pondering my ceiling tiles I realized that although my refrigerator is aqua green it has no direct bearing on the political stance of Winnie the Pooh worshiping circus folk named Mary Anne.

 

[Rakhel]

I was singing "Those were the days" today. I can't believe I remembered the lyrics

 

[Quagmire]

Which echos perfectly what Shakespeare was saying when he said, "And this one time? At band camp?"

 

[Rakhel]

Where is my pot roast?

 

[Sunstone]

Where is my pot roast?

Do your really believe your can so easily disguise your pathetic and offensive loathing of English History? To arms!

 

[Jacksnyte]

All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

If the Chicken Tax is a tax on light trucks, why can't I buy a light truck at Kentucky Fried Chicken? Hmm?