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Non Sequitur Discussion

Jacksnyte

Jacksnyte

Reverend
All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ... Although I don't know WHY!!
 
Jacksnyte

Jacksnyte

Reverend
America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind --
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
Mark knew there was a problem when he found the bees setting up a knitting shop in his bathroom.
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
...and this other time? At band camp?
 
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Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
The legions of sea scallops, anointed in butter, sacrificed themselves to the voracious appetite of...Draka.
 
Songbird

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called 'Dad.' We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
 
RitalinO.D.

RitalinO.D.

Well-Known Member
Heard it from a friend who....Heard it from a friend whoo...heard it from another you been messin' around...
 
Jacksnyte

Jacksnyte

Reverend
NATHAN... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!! They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS... They had no MONEY MACHINES... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS... Nathan, I EMULATED them... but they were OFF-KEY...
 
RitalinO.D.

RitalinO.D.

Well-Known Member
"We're here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presby-Lutheranism."
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
The warlock thinks he's a tank and keeps gaining aggro! He keeps it up and I'm just not going to heal his butt anymore!
 
Songbird

Songbird

She rules her life like a bird in flight
If you define cowardice as running away at the the first sight of danger,
screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess
I'm a coward.

 
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RitalinO.D.

RitalinO.D.

Well-Known Member
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's a** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
 
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