Non Sequitur Discussion

[Jacksnyte]

The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

 

[McBell]

The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

Don't be ridiculous, I do not know anyone named Dawn.

 

[Jacksnyte]

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!

 

[McBell]

There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWQxCoYgXI

 

[Jacksnyte]

SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS ... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!

 

[Rakhel]

Someone stole my kitty!!!!

 

[Quagmire]

Exactly!!!! It's so clear now!!!! REALITY IS AN ATHEIST CONSPIRACY!!!!!

 

[Draka]

Do, a deer a female deer
Ra, a drop of golden sun
Mi, a name I call myself
Fa, a long long way to run
So, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow So
Ti, to drink with jam and bread
that will bring us, back to, Do!

 

[Quagmire]

Do, a deer a female deer
Ra, a drop of golden sun
Mi, a name I call myself
Fa, a long long way to run
So, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow So
Ti, to drink with jam and bread
that will bring us, back to, Do!

"Douh!", what Homer says a lot
Ra, a sun god from the east
Mi, an abbreviated Great Lakes state
Fa-var beans are good to eat
So, tell somebody who cares
L.A, where it never snows
T.I. makes computer wares
And it makes them lots of Douh!

 

[Jacksnyte]

Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT..

 

[Songbird]

"Do one thing every day that SCARES you." - Big sign on the wall of my daughter's gymnastics building. I think today I'll fail, tomorrow I'll succeed, and mebbe on Sunday I'll jump into a vat of sharks from ten stories high chased by my mom screaming, "I INVALIDATE EVERYTHING YOU ARE!"

 

[Jacksnyte]

Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nXbCnGL-TY

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

Yes, you are right, Glenn Beck IS crazy!

 

[Foxfire]

And the little ones go out at night only during a full moon and wait patiently for the big ones to come up over the hill, then POW!!! Sucker punched! Such fun, such joviality for all.

 

[Songbird]

I can't follow a thing anyone says around here.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can't follow a thing anyone says around here.

At least the frogs have started singing again here.

 

[RitalinO.D.]

At least the frogs have started singing again here.

But do the dogs still play poker for money?

 

[Jacksnyte]

PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT

 

[Rakhel]

andersonville georgia

 

[Jacksnyte]

I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!