Non Sequitur Discussion

[Marble]

1. To live means to suffer
2. Smoking makes you die erlier
3. So everyone who does not wish to suffer should start smoking

 

[Vendetta]

What the hell? Because that's what im in right now

 

[Songbird]

Got one hand in my pocket full of sunshine.

The other is finishing a paper.

 

[Jacksnyte]

.. So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYBEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!

 

[Vendetta]

.. So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYBEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!

That is some serious non-sequitors

 

[Jacksnyte]

In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a ``Continental Belt,'' for $10.99!!

 

[Jacksnyte]

I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!!

 

[McBell]

I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!!

Is that better than getting in touch with your birthday suit?

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

touching yourself in birthday suit? Best. Idea. Ever!

 

[RitalinO.D.]

If women weren't meant to cook, why do they have milk and eggs inside them?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

If you were to lay every piece of spaghetti in the world end-to-end, you would become very bored long before you were finished.

 

[Jacksnyte]

How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!

Speaking of which, have you tried the chianti?

 

[Foxfire]

Perhaps the most procedurally significant part of the Constitution Act, 1867 is the section that provides for the privileges enjoyed by the House. The Constitution states that “the privileges, immunities, and powers to be held, enjoyed and exercised” by the House and its Members are to be “defined by Act of the Parliament of Canada”, with the proviso that such privileges, immunities and powers may not exceed those enjoyed by the British House of Commons and its Members.

 

[Songbird]

If you were to lay every piece of spaghetti in the world end-to-end, you would become very bored long before you were finished.

Funny you should mention that, because Inuits have, like, 30 names for snow. Maybe more. Maybe 100. I dunno. It's a lot, is all I know.

 

[Foxfire]

Funny you should mention that, because Inuits have, like, 30 names for snow. Maybe more. Maybe 100. I dunno. It's a lot, is all I know.

And then all hell breaks loose when the bell rings and they release the hounds.

 

[Jacksnyte]

I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!!

 

[Witch9]

Where the hell is Sooke?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Funny you should mention that, because Inuits have, like, 30 names for snow. Maybe more. Maybe 100. I dunno. It's a lot, is all I know.

You know, that reminds me of something:

ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED

 

[Jacksnyte]

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! .. Let's see.. Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!