Non Sequitur Discussion

[9-10ths_Penguin]

[Spader? I hardly know 'er!]

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

Brr... that breeze. Bloody broken zipper.

 

[Falvlun]

I too tend to find things about movie theatres amusing.

 

[9Westy9]

Pick up that sweet packet

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

If that's not a cabbage, then I don't know cabbage. Are you going to tell me that the Cabbage King doesn't know cabbage?

 

[Jacksnyte]

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!

 

[Viker]

I don't care if cats like to hang off of roofs! I want my can of cement blocks! Anyone got a perimeter boot?

 

[9Westy9]

How on earth did Man City win the premier league.

 

[Viker]

It takes a lot of Napalm, faith and stones of iron. Once you're in it, you're in it.

 

[Viker]

Time will whip all the rabbits into worms.

 

[Jacksnyte]

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS..FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

 

[Jacksnyte]

I'm EXCITED!! I want a FLANK STEAK WEEK-END!! I think I'm JULIACHILD!!

 

[DreadFish]

I looked up "non sequitur" on google and got results about cats...

 

[McBell]

I looked up "non sequitur" on google and got results about cats...

*looks at your screen name*
it must be a sign...


Like this one:

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[apophenia]

Just because I'm sober doesn't mean that I'm not certain. Anyway, some of us have a subconscience, and if that doesn't suit you no amount of bacon grease will make it any easier to shave your fluffy hearts.

Bigots !

 

[Quagmire]

I was going to say that.

I think I will anyway: THAT.

There's that.

 

[DreadFish]

I think everyone's missing the point here


<<Right over there is the point. Be careful, it pricked me.

 

[Jacksnyte]

Alright, you!! Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

 

[Astravalon]

I think the world would be a far better place if more people
paired up in threes and then lined up in a circle, in
alphabetical order, by height.

-

 

[Jacksnyte]

America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING intoyour void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind --

 

[McBell]

America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING intoyour void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind --

I would believe you if only I had not taken an arrow to the knee