Non Sequitur Discussion

[Songbird]

You know, that reminds me of something:

ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED

That is adorable! Is that you as a youngun? Dang it, weren't you the cutest ever?

 

[Marble]

 

[Foxfire]

Perfect Diet
Breakfast

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea

1 The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

 

[Witch9]

If the sun rises in the west, call the Coast Guard immediately!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

The frogurt is also cursed.

That is adorable! Is that you as a youngun? Dang it, weren't you the cutest ever?

[Ha! Got you to break your own rules!]

 

[Kathryn]

I found four toads in my little pottery toad house yesterday. My dogs were barking at them, but keeping a safe distance.

[Bacon.]

 

[Songbird]

The frogurt is also cursed.

[Frogurt??]

[Ha! Got you to break your own rules!]

[CURSES!!]

 

[Kathryn]

And when I hit the raccoon with my car, instead of my tires rolling over him, he went flying over my windshield, hit the top of my car and then bounced into a ditch.

It was unnerving.

[Bacon.]

 

[Songbird]

I found four toads in my little pottery toad house yesterday. My dogs were barking at them, but keeping a safe distance.

[Bacon.]

Cuuute! A pottery toad house? How did they know?

 

[Kathryn]

I have no idea, but they know it's their house.

Yes, I think this is strange.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Well, at least there were no chickens. Like they say, no harm, no fowl.

[Frogurt??]

[The only video I can find of it is a crappy one that someone made by pointing their video camera at the TV... except for the Spanish version]

 

[Songbird]

[The only video I can find of it is a crappy one that someone made by pointing their video camera at the TV... except for the Spanish version]

[bacon]

[More bacon]

Thank you for the Spanish version. I want frogurt.

 

[Witch9]

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says a giant microbial super-organism is devouring the Titanic.

 

[Jacksnyte]

While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Thank you for the Spanish version. I want frogurt.

[Quieres yogolado con tocino? ]

 

[Jacksnyte]

NATHAN... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!! They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS... They had no MONEY MACHINES... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS... Nathan, I EMULATED them... but they were OFF-KEY...

 

[Witch9]

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.:162:

 

[RitalinO.D.]

These fishsticks are hard as tits!

 

[Jacksnyte]

I'm DESPONDENT... I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this miniature DOMED STADIUM...

 

[Jacksnyte]

I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

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