I predict thousands of bonfires of bras scattered across the land and haunting the night from one sea to the other. And from these bonfires, demons shall arise....
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Now that "traditional" marriage is no longer defended
- Thread starter Draka
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I predict thousands of bonfires of bras scattered across the land and haunting the night from one sea to the other. And from these bonfires, demons shall arise....
The San Andreas Fault slipped by 500 miles, sending LA northward, and opening what geologists have named the San Andreas Bay. It was calculated to have occurred just after the SCOTUS decision on Prop 8.
No, not srs!
No, not srs!
Observed in Michigan.....
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
I dont know about everyone else, but now that traditional marriage is in a state of degradation, I plan to marry that stray cat that we leave food out for. You know she will totally go for it because she needs the safety and stability of the house cat life, and since they are allowing people of the same sex to marry they are just basically saying that its okay to marry anything. Right? 
Pagan_Patriot
Active Member
Can we have polygamy now?
Me Myself
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Theists will become atheists! Vegetarians will become hassidic jews!Muslims will turn into ducks! Ducks will turn into christian priests!
Women will grow beards on their feet! Men will cease to have hair on their nostrils! Penises will shrink! Breasts will bounce around unhinged in the schools! People will start getting more and more constipated! People will start crying from their anuses!
Batman will become boring optimistic and lighthearted!
Women will grow beards on their feet! Men will cease to have hair on their nostrils! Penises will shrink! Breasts will bounce around unhinged in the schools! People will start getting more and more constipated! People will start crying from their anuses!
Batman will become boring optimistic and lighthearted!
Pagan_Patriot
Active Member
Well I'm looking for forward to polygamy. I'd vote for that.
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
While it appears to be desirable on teh surface, it's really more trouble than its worth. Just think, two women? or, heck, three? Isn't one woman trouble enough?
Now, gay polygamy, that might solve the problem.
Or even maybe marry a man and a couple of goats? Doesn't even have to include a man, or goats. You could marry a talking raven, a cat and a parakeet
Actually, never mind the talking raven and the parakeet, we're getting back into the realm of trouble there...
Pagan_Patriot
Active Member
I could just marry a spoon... I'll get marriage benefits, and if we diverse, she spoon can't take my money. Also, if the spoon ever angers me, I can kill it, and replace it with a new spoon. No one would know!!
Dang! Just when it was getting interesting...
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
If you choose to go the route of utensils, may I recommend a fine titanium spork? She looks good, she's quite resilient and would certainly satisfy all your needs
and she would lack that sharp attitude that you may get from a knife.
J beat me to the punch, but I think I'll start creating that wedge between happily married straight couples by being the fantasy hot bi for their desires for a threesome. Then I'll be so successful in seducing both the husband and the wife, that they'll fall madly in love with me and hate each other. But that's when the fun really begins.
First I'll start just seeing the wife on the sly. I'll let her know that because of our time together, and because of her involvement into something polyamorous, that she's really more like me than she thought. She doesn't just need to depend on one love, that she's more than that. I'll tell her that her husband really hasn't gotten the "real" woman, that she's been unaware of her polyamory and her bisexuality all this time, but since she's still unsure about where she's at, she'll be needing a lot more practice with me to determine her orientation.
Then while she's thinking I'm only seeing her on the side while screwing both of them in the threesome moments, I'll start seeing him on the sly. I'll remind him that evidence points to her sudden enlivening nature after becoming intimate with a woman, and that her behavior sent my gaydar spinning madly. I'll tell him that I think his wife is actually a lesbian, but ashamed to tell him anything. I'll also try to let him know, if he's ignorant enough, that he was probably the one who made her a lesbian by not being a man enough, and that he is going to need a lot of practice with me to show her that he knows what he is doing to please her in the bedroom if wants to keep his marriage intact and not be taken to the cleaners in divorce court.
And then, watch as the meltdown occurs as both will be wildly manic with their sense of self-worth and base identity in the marriage. And while it's occurring, I'll be getting laid. A lot.
Plan on every single heterosexual marriage being invaded by the bisexuals. We are legion. We are many. And we will own you.
They are going to have sex! The horror!
Me Myself
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I'm getting a gun & defending my home from the hordes of recently freed lesbians coming to ravish my wife.
Well..either a gun or a video camera.
Well..either a gun or a video camera.
I have enough on my hands with one guy. Though the idea of a stable of handsome young studs is appealing. But they'd have to be young (20s - 30s), built, and as dumb as a box of rocks. I like 'em big and stupid.
I would have thought anti gay rights people would turn you off
Oh, but if it comes to world domination, nothing steers me from my goal as a bisexual wanting to ruin people's heterosexual marriage.
Anti-gay rights people should be the most scared. I'm like the Terminator. I'll just keep going until all straight marriages are dead.