Now that "traditional" marriage is no longer defended

[BSM1]

Now maybe Tesla can marry his pigeon without raising so many eyebrows.

 

[Revoltingest]

How different 50s & 60s TV could've been if the real relationships replaced the sham marriages.

 

[Pagan_Patriot]

If you choose to go the route of utensils, may I recommend a fine titanium spork? She looks good, she's quite resilient and would certainly satisfy all your needs and she would lack that sharp attitude that you may get from a knife.

I'm just going to marry a goat. She's obedient, doesn't talk back, wears what I tell her too, and I just like making animal rights people angry.

 

[DreadFish]

I'm just going to marry a goat. She's obedient, doesn't talk back, wears what I tell her too, and I just like making animal rights people angry.

I would have thought that animal rights people would be happy for the animal to have the right to marry?

Anyway, a goat would be cool; she wont be a picky eater. But be careful, I hear goats like to run away on people.

 

[Revoltingest]

People are always wanting to get my goat.

 

[idav]

Oh, but if it comes to world domination, nothing steers me from my goal as a bisexual wanting to ruin people's heterosexual marriage.

Anti-gay rights people should be the most scared. I'm like the Terminator. I'll just keep going until all straight marriages are dead.

I don't quite understand why your so against children living in happy homes of heterosexual married couples just as God and America intended.

 

[Pagan_Patriot]

I'll just keep my goat wife on a leash so se doesnt run away ;p. Though I dont like vegens.

 

[BSM1]

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quote=Pagan_Patriot;3382398]I'm just going to marry a goat. She's obedient, doesn't talk back, wears what I tell her too, and I just like making animal rights people angry.

[/QUOTE]

Be prepared to have your children referred to as kids.

 

[Pagan_Patriot]

Huh??

 

[BSM1]

Huh??

Exactly.

 

[Pagan_Patriot]

Ok. Hey, what's a buhdeochristian?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Be prepared to have your children referred to as kids.

On the positive side, you'll always be able to find a nanny...

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I'm suprised that nobody has yet posted this You-tube link....[youtube]6jrngYNGNeE[/youtube]
The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad - YouTube

 

[Sunstone]

That video is hilarious.

 

[Me Myself]

Epic video is epic

 

[Me Myself]

Because of homosexual marriage becoming legal, rocks are raping my garden.

 

[idav]

Because of homosexual marriage becoming legal, rocks are raping my garden.

You think you have it bad. Now because of homosexual marriage being legal, the weeds in my yard are getting it on with the flowers in my garden. The nerve! Not fabulous!

 

[Jainarayan]

I'm suprised that nobody has yet posted this You-tube link....[youtube]6jrngYNGNeE[/youtube]
The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad - YouTube

That husband is at the top of my list to tear away from his wife. :drool:

 

[Jainarayan]

You think you have it bad. Now because of homosexual marriage being legal, the weeds in my yard are getting it on with the flowers in my garden. The nerve! Not fabulous!

There are some things we're just not proud of... like J. Edgar Hoover.

 

[BSM1]

On the positive side, you'll always be able to find a nanny...

But don't you think you would get tired of the in-laws always trying to horn in?