"Oh, my life is SOOOOO hard...!" Do tell!

[Alceste]

The movie I downloaded wasn't very good.

 

[Thief]

Everybody else gets a fancy shield in their banner.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't get enuf!

 

[Alceste]

I ate so much chocolate yesterday I think a community of Oompa-Loompas has settled in my digestive tract.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Where the sun is now, it won't be too much longer before it'll be right in my face if I'm lying down on the couch. This puts me under some time pressure, because if I don't have my nap now, I'll have to go all the way upstairs to bed to do it. I don't like being rushed into a nap.

 

[Noaidi]

I had to sit through 'The X Factor' last night because the remote was over there and I couldn't stretch that far. My dumb dog wouldn't bring it over, either.

 

[jarofthoughts]

I have to go all the way out to the kitchen to get food.
What's up with that?!?

 

[Kathryn]

I danced too much last night.

 

[Alceste]

I have to go all the way out to the kitchen to get food.
What's up with that?!?

You think you've got it bad, I have to go all the way to a restaurant or something because I couldn't be bothered to make a lunch today.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Someone on the internet hurt my feelings.

 

[blackout]

My life is so hard, I'm living in a house with no heat in the midst of snow storms,
instead of in an igloo in the middle of the north pole.

 

[blackout]

My life is so hard,
I'm driving a car that now sounds like a tractor
(due to a broken muffler)
instead of actually driving a tractor.

Though either one could get me a ticket on the road.
At least the car has heat.
and windows.

 

[blackout]

My life is so hard,
I'm living with an unreasonable moron
instead of a certifiable psychopath.

I suddenly realized this week
that things could be far far worse.

 

[Revoltingest]

My life is hard cuz I don't have a purple font.

 

[blackout]

My life is hard cuz I don't have a purple font.

That's hard.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I suddenly realized this week
that things could be far far worse.

Sometimes, I think it may be more insidious when a situation isn't extreme enough to motivate changing it.

 

[blackout]

My life is full of all the WRONG kinds of 'hard',
and none of the right kind.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

My life is full of all the WRONG kinds of 'hard',
and none of the right kind.

I don't know whether this is introspective or dirty.




I'll take it as dirty.

 

[blackout]

Sometimes, I think it may be more insidious when a situation isn't extreme enough to motivate changing it.

Everybody thinks something sometimes.

But that's not hard.

So I'd say we're off topic.

 

[blackout]

I don't know whether this is introspective or dirty.




I'll take it as dirty.

Today it's about lack of sex.

Tomorrow, who knows.