Okay, hear me out: monkey civilization

[ChieftheCef]

Monkeys can use paper money. I've seen it happen. They are surprisingly human, or maybe we surprisingly monkey. Eventually they will begin to integrate into society, evolve similar speech patterns to us etc over the span of getting the solar system terraformed( yes not all of it) and then there will be monkey space captains.

 

[Revoltingest]

Monkeys can use paper money. I've seen it happen. They are surprisingly human, or maybe we surprisingly monkey. Eventually they will begin to integrate into society, evolve similar speech patterns to us etc over the span of getting the solar system terraformed( yes not all of it) and then there will be monkey space captains.

 

[ChieftheCef]

Exactly it's gonna happen, bro. Monkey society

 

[Harel13]

I read once a satirical book about a middle-aged Jewish man who got stranded on an island in the Caribbean. At some point during the book he tries to train the local monkey population and after having a bit of success, starts fantasizing about monkeys being trained well enough to attend a minyan, which is a quorum of at least ten Jewish adults necessary for group prayer. Then the monkeys burst his daydream bubble by doing something monkeyish (eating an insect or something, I don't remember exactly).

 

[ChieftheCef]

 

[Revoltingest]

Exactly it's gonna happen, bro. Monkey society

Let's start picking parasites off of each other now!

 

[ChieftheCef]

Oooh... Oooh oooh oooo... ooh ooh ah aah aeaeaeaeaeaeae

 

[ChristineM]

evolve similar speech patterns to us

Monkeys have an extra piece, a vocal membrane that humans lack, one of the results of this is they will not be able to adopt similar speech patterns to humans

 

[ChieftheCef]

Monkeys have an extra piece, a vocal membrane that humans lack, one of the results of this is they will not be able to adopt similar speech patterns to humans

And if you thought about it you'd realize there's no reason for that to stay

 

[Kathryn]

 

[ChieftheCef]

Ends up that's actually true because monkeys basically just did what we did with money, if you've seen, and we just have such similar brains the only real difference is that we discovered agriculture

 

[ChristineM]

And if you thought about it you'd realize there's no reason for that to stay

Of course not, maybe in a few thousand years or so it may become wasted if they don't use it though that means not using the larynx during that time.

 

[Kathryn]

Oh and we can talk. Oh, and we can reason and weigh our options. Oh, and we can do all sorts of other things monkeys cannot do.

 

[ChristineM]

Oh and we can talk. Oh, and we can reason and weigh our options. Oh, and we can do all sorts of other things monkeys cannot do.

I've come to the conclusion that we shouldn't feed it

 

[ChieftheCef]

Of course not, maybe in a few thousand years or so it may become wasted if they don't use it though that means not using the larynx during that time.

Plant communication - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

inb4 "ThAt'S nOt MonKeYs"

 

[ChieftheCef]

Everything is alive, much more so than you. You're not even done evolving.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Monkeys can use paper money. I've seen it happen. They are surprisingly human, or maybe we surprisingly monkey. Eventually they will begin to integrate into society, evolve similar speech patterns to us etc over the span of getting the solar system terraformed( yes not all of it) and then there will be monkey space captains.

Apparently they got the world's oldest profession up and running! Lol.

How scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared

Seriously, what the heck?

www.zmescience.com

 

[ChieftheCef]

Everything is alive, much more so than you. You're not even done evolving.

Apparently they got the world's oldest profession up and running! Lol.

How scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared

Seriously, what the heck?

www.zmescience.com

Monkey society, bro.

 

[ChieftheCef]

Apparently they got the world's oldest profession up and running! Lol.

How scientists taught monkeys the concept of money. Not long after, the first prostitute monkey appeared

Seriously, what the heck?

www.zmescience.com

We're just organisms. Everything has to be intelligent enough to live. I predict bacteria would do this. Stop denying your monkey self, just don't lose yourself. Be with the brothers.

 

[ChieftheCef]

I've come to the conclusion that we shouldn't feed it

That's all of what I've said.