Out-boast Kanye.

[Mycroft]

Kanye is known for his boasting. But I believe that we at RF can out-boast him!

I shall begin.

#OutBoastKanye I don't get nauseous at the smell of bins.

 

[Terese]

I eat nails for breakfast without any milk!

 

[Revoltingest]

I can eat bacon while blindfolded, & with 1 arm tied behind my back!

 

[Mycroft]

I can judge whether something will fit through a doorway (especially tables and sofas).

 

[Iti oj]

I can haz cheese burger

 

[Thief]

I can.....
paint your car and make the dents disappear...
pour foundation, mix mortar and set concrete block or brick....
put up stud walls and shingle the roof...
repair the dry wall...
repair your basement wall with the house undisturbed....

mow your lawn and trim your shrubs....

make a really nice knife....the pricey kind...

toolmaker in current practice....

I can teach you self defense...
I can disco dance....

I can break your heart....

 

[Revoltingest]

I can.....
paint your car and make the dents disappear...
pour foundation, mix mortar and set concrete block or brick....
put up stud walls and shingle the roof...
repair the dry wall...
repair your basement wall with the house undisturbed....

mow your lawn and trim your shrubs....

make a really nice knife....the pricey kind...

toolmaker in current practice....

I can teach you self defense...
I can disco dance....

I can break your heart....

I can watch you do all those things, & more!

 

[Thief]

just don't that damn whoopee cushion you call a bagpipe!

 

[Wirey]

I can slam a revolving door.

 

[Thief]

whoa!

oh!....are we suppose to be making this stuff up as we go?

 

[Quetzal]

I once held the world record for being the youngest person alive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am the world's shortest tall person!

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I eat nails for breakfast without any milk!

I can eat iron ore for breakfast and poop out nails by noon.

 

[Terese]

I can eat iron ore for breakfast and poop out nails by noon.

Pssh i can eat solid gold and not get a tummy ache!

 

[Wirey]

When I'm in a good mood, one lucky girl gets thrown into outer space.

 

[Draka]

I can deflect bullets with my bracelets. I can also slap @Wirey really really hard.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have an airplane which is not only invisible...it's entirely undetectable.

 

[Mycroft]

I can judge where I'll be as soon as I get there.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can avoid saying utterly stupid things in public!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kanye-west-asks-white-publications-865664

 

[Sultan Of Swing]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
I can lead a nation with a microphone
I can split the atom of a molecule
I can guide a missile by satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
I can end the planet in a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars