Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

[angellous_evangellous]

I did not read the whole thread (nor am I sure that I want to :cover: ), so your secrets are safe. However, I think the hot dog is a good call and you can impress her by making the coffee and bringing it (with china) to the hot dog picnic.

I think you missed the point.

 

[lunamoth]

I think you missed the point.

Perhaps it is more like intentional oversight...

(I don't really want to know)

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Perhaps it is more like intentional oversight...

(I don't really want to know)

Ha! It's nothing sinister. :angel2:

 

[Mister_T]

Ha! It's nothing sinister. :angel2:

He's right. It's all good clean fun, except ...err...well, it's not really clean.....and I've been thrown out of local churches for teaching these methods to Sunday school children......but it is fun!!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

He's right. It's all good clean fun, except ...err...well, it's not really clean.....and I've been thrown out of local churches for teaching these methods to Sunday school children......but it is fun!!

Not Sunstone's church! :faint:

 

[Pariah]

For guys, isn't it all just about the size of your penis?

 

[angellous_evangellous]

*bump due to recent interest*

 

[angellous_evangellous]

The perfect place to post your results would be Scientific Evidence that Angellous is Your Daddy

My god I am hilarious!:clap

:takeabow:

 

[keithnurse]

What happened to your "cheesy line" rule?

How about: "Did you overdose on pretty pills?"

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Bump for new member!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Just give themyour phone numberafter asking if they like sex or you can get even mor blunt. You will be suprised how many call you after thinking it over for awhile. One time after doing this the women slapped me in the face and cursed me out. I walked in the bar a week later and she immediately cameup tome grabbedme and started deep tongue kissin right at the bar. She said.....Lets go.......we went to my car and she just about raped me. Usually you get a more suttle response but it does work. Just try it? On a less agressive side.....just give your waitresses your number on the back of a match book and tell them to call if they would like to get to knowyou.Oh.....one more thing.It really helpsifyou got training in the martial arts just incase someone reacts violently. I got the training and it saved my butt a few times. You will meet women while you are traing. You couldalso find out where you closest Hmong (Laos immigrants) live. Those women are HOT!!!!!!! Vietnamese are the same. Don'tforget those dumbgoofy blondes either.

This, for me, is one of the most memorable funny moments on RF.

 

[Buttercup]

This was definitely one of the funnest threads around. In fact, 2006 was the best year I've had on RF - good times.