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Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

Ormiston

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
angellous_evangellous said:
How is it going now?
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It's going well now. We've been seeing each other for over three months and we just got back from Las Vegas a couple of days ago. We've met each others' families and she's spent time with my daughter and I. I dig her a lot!

The distance is the worst part next to me still being married. I never realized how hard it was to get divorced. I'm pretty close to having my papers filed. It costs $230 just to file.

I even went to church with her one Sunday! Wow. It's been a while since I sat through a sermon. I even sang "Jesus Loves Me". Lol. I doubt I'll be going back to church anytime soon but I was glad I went with her.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Guess I'll resurect the thread since it was brought up in another thread.
My favorite pickup line from the Psychostick song "In a band to get chicks";
"Hello member of the female gender, of which I have the utmost respect for. Might I enquire about your availability to dine out with me on this fine evening?"
 
Radio Frequency X

Radio Frequency X

World Leader Pretend
Ormiston said:
Where's the best place to meet other single people? I've heard the laundramat was good.
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Go to places you like to go. This will increase your chances of finding a woman that shares your interests and values. Dating is usually awkward, but the best dates are dates where you have the chance to get to know each other through conversation. Hundreds of Thousands of people have found love over internet dating sites. I know several people that have. Women don't prefer jerks. They want confidence and decisiveness. Who you present yourself matters. Impressions matter and first impressions matter even more. Being yourself is noble, but ignoring what women find attractive is the first step to failing to find one. Clothes matter. How you dress and how you present yourself will tell a woman a lot about you.
 
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Hacker

Well-Known Member
Luke Wolf said:
Guess I'll resurect the thread since it was brought up in another thread.
My favorite pickup line from the Psychostick song "In a band to get chicks";
"Hello member of the female gender, of which I have the utmost respect for. Might I enquire about your availability to dine out with me on this fine evening?"
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Thanks for bringing back this older thread, very interesting read!(I wonder how it all worked out for the OP, is he still a member?).
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
doppelgänger;831113 said:
He's right about a few things. You do have to bring your own hotdogs if you're going to pick up chicks at a coffeehouse.
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
If this can't attract chicks, there simply is no hope.

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angellous_evangellous

Guest
doppelgänger;831119 said:
Can your date get a triple, upside-down, no foam, non-fat, caramel machiatto there?
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No.. that's why you bring the hot dog to her... :slap:

"Your love of the half-lings' weed has clearly slowed your mind."

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lunamoth

lunamoth

Will to love
I did not read the whole thread (nor am I sure that I want to :cover: ), so your secrets are safe. However, I think the hot dog is a good call and you can impress her by making the coffee and bringing it (with china) to the hot dog picnic.
 
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