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Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
angellous_evangellous said:
I'm really sorry for your loss. I hope that you find peace and happiness soon.

Well, thank you.

angellous_evangellous said:
The "update" post brought out my dark, violent, and jealous side.:devil:

Oh! Your best side! ;)
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Ormiston said:
On a serious note, I've revised my "Dating Philosophy" a bit. I had an epiphony recently and I'd like to share it with everyone: I'm going to get to know the chick(s) before I sleep with them.


I'm against this dangerous line of thinking...

Also, I've decided to have standards...


Sell out!
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
evearael said:
I'm telling Mademoiselle Love Doll on you!

IMO, that could directly lead to a sudden, poignant deflation! Let's not do anything rash, Evearael! I'll pay you good frubals not to!
 

evearael

Well-Known Member
I don't take bribes.

Advice: Never do or say anything you wouldn't want your potential mate to find out about. Keep us posted!
 

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
Alright ladies and gents, I have my first date scheduled. I thought it appropriate to announce it thanks to all of the help and advice I received on this thread. It's sort of a unique situation. She lives 280 miles away and I met her last weekend while I was visiting my father. The unique thing about the situation is that she had applied for a job less than five miles from me prior to us meeting. She still might get the job. But, in the time being I've scheduled another trip back to my father's just to see her.

I met her at one of those Eagles clubs (F.O.E.) where she moonlights as a bartender. She knows my folks because they belong to the club and my step-mom played a little match-maker while I was in there. I barely know her but we seemed to hit it off real well. She even asked me out to dinner in front of the whole place. Unfortunately I had to turn her down because of work. But, I'm headed back to take her up on it.

The nice thing about the situation is that it's Memorial Day weekend and she has all three days off as do I. It's almost like a three day date because I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing a lot more of her than my old man. So, here's my plan. :devil: I was thinking that Sunday would be the perfect day for her and I to have a picnic. They live out in the boonies so there is no shortage of quiet places where a couple of love-birds can be alone. The weather has been beautiful too. I'm thinking Sunday so that we can spend some time maybe shopping on Saturday and getting comfortable around each other. Maybe play some frisbee and what not. Hopefully end up with a 10 second frencher...:D

Well, it will be the first date I've gone on in like 7 or 8 years. Any advice?
 

dawny0826

Mother Heathen
Ormiston said:
Alright ladies and gents, I have my first date scheduled. I thought it appropriate to announce it thanks to all of the help and advice I received on this thread. It's sort of a unique situation. She lives 280 miles away and I met her last weekend while I was visiting my father. The unique thing about the situation is that she had applied for a job less than five miles from me prior to us meeting. She still might get the job. But, in the time being I've scheduled another trip back to my father's just to see her.

I met her at one of those Eagles clubs (F.O.E.) where she moonlights as a bartender. She knows my folks because they belong to the club and my step-mom played a little match-maker while I was in there. I barely know her but we seemed to hit it off real well. She even asked me out to dinner in front of the whole place. Unfortunately I had to turn her down because of work. But, I'm headed back to take her up on it.

The nice thing about the situation is that it's Memorial Day weekend and she has all three days off as do I. It's almost like a three day date because I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing a lot more of her than my old man. So, here's my plan. :devil: I was thinking that Sunday would be the perfect day for her and I to have a picnic. They live out in the boonies so there is no shortage of quiet places where a couple of love-birds can be alone. The weather has been beautiful too. I'm thinking Sunday so that we can spend some time maybe shopping on Saturday and getting comfortable around each other. Maybe play some frisbee and what not. Hopefully end up with a 10 second frencher...:D

Well, it will be the first date I've gone on in like 7 or 8 years. Any advice?

Groovy!

Just be yourself and enjoy yourself. Sounds like you've got a really wonderful weekend planned!

(I'm I'll be thinking about you...hoping that you get a smackeroo or two.)

:grill:
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Brush your teeth, keep breath mints on hand.

Wear plenty of deodorant.

Wear clean underwear.

Light aftershave.

You may want to get rid of chest/back hair if it's getting thick.:p
 

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
angellous_evangellous said:
Brush your teeth, keep breath mints on hand.

Wear plenty of deodorant.

Wear clean underwear.

Light aftershave.

How does Brut sound? :eek:

angellous_evangellous said:
You may want to get rid of chest/back hair if it's getting thick.:p

:sorry1: Now this is a problem...my wife use to help out in that department and I don't want to ask my roommate (Jason) for help...
 

Opethian

Active Member
Brush your teeth, keep breath mints on hand.

Wear plenty of deodorant.

Wear clean underwear.

Light aftershave.

You may want to get rid of chest/back hair if it's getting thick.:p

I do, it's just that when a nice girl gets near me my confidence plummets to the ground and I can't utter a single coherent sentence anymore.
 

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
Opethian said:
I do, it's just that when a nice girl gets near me my confidence plummets to the ground and I can't utter a single coherent sentence anymore.

That actually still happens to me once in a while. My first girlfriend almost called 911 because I stopped breathing. :eek:

I guess you'll just have to find a girl in the same boat as you. Maybe start treating them like friends vs. putting them in a seperate group, ie. Girls. I'm no expert though...I usually embarass myself thoroughly a few times up front just to get it out of the way. :)
 

Ody

Well-Known Member
Bangbang said:
if you want a real nice babe without the work and headache that goes with it.....just pay for it. Thats what I do. I found that this is the easiest,safest,and least expensive. If you want some help with this method feel free to PM me.

Sage advice... lawls.. :cool:
 

ΩRôghênΩ

Disciple of Light
go to a bar and keep your eyes half-closed while sipping a martini and staring off into space. while doing this make sure your wearing black and hopefully a coat. have your hair slicked back.
 

Ormiston

Well-Known Member
ΩRôghênΩ said:
go to a bar and keep your eyes half-closed while sipping a martini and staring off into space. while doing this make sure your wearing black and hopefully a coat. have your hair slicked back.

This has worked?
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Oh hoooooray she wrote back? This IS promising Ormi! First dates are always exciting but nerve racking at the same time.....Sounds like you've gotten some good advice so far but one thing I would add in....make the first date a relatively short one. That way you won't have so much pressure on yourself wondering what to do and say and if you need one, you have an excuse to get out. If it were me...I would plan on the first date lasting just a couple of hours. Out to dinner or coffee or whatever. Plan on it being short and if it turns out that you two hit it off fabulously..then you can decide what else to do after that! You'll know if it's going well within the first hour. The picnic will take up much more time so you'll want to feel pretty comfortable around her before you commit to that much time. But, you will probably know after the first date. Hope this helps...if not just ask more questions! :)
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
Ormiston said:
How does Brut sound? :eek:
Personally Ormi, I'd ditch Brut. Ralph Polo Blue and Calvin Klein Eternity are waaay better. Every girl I've talked to loves them.
Ormiston said:
:sorry1: Now this is a problem...my wife use to help out in that department and I don't want to ask my roommate (Jason) for help...

Chest and stomach hair is easy to take care of. You may have to ask your buddy to help ya with the back. But only if your back and chest are Sasquatch-like. Otherwise, I wouldn't worry 'bout it too much.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Mister_T said:
Personally Ormi, I'd ditch Brut. Ralph Polo Blue and Calvin Klein Eternity are waaay better. Every girl I've talked to loves them.

A couple of cologne's I like are Givency--Pi and Calvin Klein--Obsession. And my all time favorite was some type of Chanel for Men...but I forgot the name. Great help that is huh? But yes, John....make sure you smell delicious! ;)
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
Buttercup said:
A couple of cologne's I like are Givency--Pi and Calvin Klein--Obsession. And my all time favorite was some type of Chanel for Men...but I forgot the name. Great help that is huh? But yes, John....make sure you smell delicious! ;)
Curve is good too. ;)
 
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