Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

[Ormiston]

Alright, alright. I really appreciate all of the great advice, but I've thought about it and I've decided to do the following:

Shave your head and stick rolled up a sock in your pants.

I'll let you all know how it goes. Thanks!:takeabow:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Alright, alright. I really appreciate all of the great advice, but I've thought about it and I've decided to do the following:



I'll let you all know how it goes. Thanks!:takeabow:

I'd go with a bananna (or two). I assume it will hurt less when a lady vindictively attacks your nads.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Did you even see this pic?

How can you even jokingly say that you are going to do anything that BangBang said?!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Alright, alright. I really appreciate all of the great advice, but I've thought about it and I've decided to do the following:

Shave your head and stick a rolled up sock in your pants

I'll let you all know how it goes. Thanks!:takeabow:

I damn near cried when I saw this.

You give birth to them, you feed them, and you do your best to teach them right from wrong.

Then, they rip your heart out of your a$$.

I want you to succeed, I really do.

O well, if you've got room for a rolled up sock in your pants, you might as well make use of the space 'cause nothing else is going to be happening down there.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

I damn near cried when I saw this.

You give birth to them, you feed them, and you do your best to teach them right from wrong.

Then, they rip your heart out of your a$$.

I want you to succeed, I really do.

O well, if you've got room for a rolled up sock in your pants, you might as well make use of the space 'cause nothing else is going to be happening down there.

Oh well, at least he'll have a spare pair of socks in case of emergency.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Oh well, at least he'll have a spare pair of socks in case of emergency.

I would suggest also that he wear clean underpants. He'll be seeing the emergency room often... you know what they say... you should always be prepared to be seen by a doc in your skippies.

Hot babes just love pulling socks out of these!

 

[dawny0826]

I'd go with a bananna (or two). I assume it will hurt less when a lady vindictively attacks your nads.

You guys are so disgusting. (Insert puking smilie here)

That's hilarious, though.:biglaugh:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Putting a bananna in one's pants is not gross in and of itself. It's more than a little wierd, but it can save a guy a lot of pain when used properly. IMHO, we should act in a way (and putting anything in our pants is not it) that girls (in my case, my wife and only my wife) will actually want to have sex with us.

This is disgusting:

Shave your head and stick rolled up a sock in your pants.OK....seriously ask your date about her terests but don't get to nosy and never ask about who else she is dating or past boyfriends unless she brings it up....she will. Get one of those "Dummy Books" about dating. Go over it 1001 times. Don't forget to shoot for thre sky....I mean date UP not Down. Then you can stay at home and she will pay the bills. Certain men of a certain race are champs at this. If you can find one ask him what his secret is. Back to the sock in the crotch. :biglaugh: Take a photograhy class or two.....then start hanging ariound the bars with a camera around your neck and start shooting the hot babes.....wait.....take a few months of classes in the martial arts first. Take a class to get your CCW so you can shoot the crazy's. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Go to a local gym and put your nose to the mat while smiling. Church groups work too but Ughhhh!

 

[dawny0826]

Putting a bananna in one's pants is not gross in and of itself. It's more than a little wierd, but it can save a guy a lot of pain when used properly. IMHO, we should act in a way (and putting anything in our pants is not it) that girls (in my case, my wife and only my wife) will actually want to have sex with us.

This is disgusting:

That's nuts.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That's nuts.

I can only hope that you're referring to BangBang.

 

[dawny0826]

I can only hope that you're referring to BangBang.

Of course.

 

[Mister_T]

I would suggest also that he wear clean underpants. He'll be seeing the emergency room often... you know what they say... you should always be prepared to be seen by a doc in your skippies.

Hot babes just love pulling socks out of these!

Those are the most awesome boxers. Ever.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Those are the most awesome boxers. Ever.

Yes...they've got my heart all aflutter. That Captain America and his mighty shield really does it for me.:faint:
I really think though, if taking BangBang's advice, he may want something a little more substantial than socks protecting his special bits.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I'd go with a bananna (or two). I assume it will hurt less when a lady vindictively attacks your nads.

I really think though, if taking BangBang's advice, he may want something a little more substantial than socks protecting his special bits.

:takeabow:I'll be here all week.:takeabow:

 

[evearael]

Where's the best place to meet other single people? I've heard the laundramat was good.
The grocery store is quite good.
What makes a good date? Dinner & a movie? Walk in the park?
Dinner at a nice restaraunt. Make sure it is somewhere you've can vouch for... food poisoning on a first date just isn't cool. Don't go somewhere too expensive or too cheap... you want her to feel valued and not pressured to 'put out.' Follow that up with coffee or ice cream, if you still feel like talking. If you are feeling shy, follow it up with a movie. Walks in the park or on the beach are quite romantic, but are better after trust has been established.
What does everyone think about younger vs. older girls (guys)? I'm 30.
The quality of the person matters more than the age.
What about these internet dating services? I think they're a load. Anyone have any luck?
Ugh. Sorry, I love you guys, but the internet is a terrible place to meet people, because you can't easily verify if that person is an honest and good human. Face to face interaction is the very best for establishing a romantic relationship.
Do women really prefer jerks? I'm kind of nerdy and I don't know if a nerdy jerk would be very attractive.
I hate jerks. Don't be a jerk. Be yourself and if the chick doesn't like it, you are better off without her. There is nothing wrong with being a nerd.
Should I "just be myself"? A friend told me that I shouldn't talk about nerdy things to women I'm interested in. I'm convinced though that it doesn't matter what you talk about but how you carry yourself.
Yes, be yourself! Listen to her talk. Ask her some questions about herself. Talk about a myraid of things to test the waters. If her eyes start to glaze over when you touch on a particular subject move on, but don't avoid a subject because it's geeky. I'm a girl and I like anime, quantum physics and dungeon seige. Oh, and I adore math. Geeky girls do exist, and they tend to like geeky guys. There is hope.
I have next to no style when it comes to clothes. Any advice there?
Wear clean clothes. Practice good hygiene.

 

[evearael]

Actually, I have to give Mister_T & A_E credit. My courtship with my husband was in line with some of that advice.

When I met my husband, it was lust at first sight and love at second sight. Of course, I was engaged to a total ***h*** at the time. We became friends. He started dating a girl, I got insanely jealous, then he gets engaged. My guy was abusive, his girl cheated on him. Before long I was throwing myself at him... but here is the best part: he declined because he was too much of a gentleman to do anything he thought I would regret!

 

[Mike182]

Where's the best place to meet other single people? I've heard the laundramat was good. - not been watching "40 days and 40 nights" have we? good places to meet include the cinema, coffee shops, gyms.

What makes a good date? one of the best dates i have been on was where we jsut met up for coffee, we talked, and then we walked to another coffee bar, and another, and then another.... nothing special, just coffee and conversation! *ahhhh, happy memory!*

What does everyone think about younger vs. older girls (guys)? i have no problem with younger/older dating, but be aware that others may not think so.

What about these internet dating services? I think they're a load. Anyone have any luck? i hate them....

Do women really prefer jerks? I'm kind of nerdy and I don't know if a nerdy jerk would be very attractive. it depends, the people i like relationships with are people who are deep, not shallow....

Should I "just be myself"? A friend told me that I shouldn't talk about nerdy things to women I'm interested in. I'm convinced though that it doesn't matter what you talk about but how you carry yourself. it is good to be yourself, it is good to let her/him know what you are like, but remember to listen! the date is about her/him as well

I have next to no style when it comes to clothes. Any advice there? try to wear stuff that matches, like maybe blue jeans, white shirt. any chains or jewlery you have, wear it!

more than anything, though, remember to have fun!

..... and no cheesey pick up lines! i got a really cheesey pick up line once, it was such a turn off :149:

 

[Scarlett Wampus]

Orniston you realise this thread is going to keep coming back to life every so often when someone sees it, loves it, and wants to add something don't you? When you're sixty you'll come back here and see post #36992. :flirt:

 

[Mister_T]

Anyone have any luck? i hate them....

I don't know if I would call it luck. I've had success on them. But alas, my luck (I should say lack of) kicked in it managed to ruin a beautiful relationship. What could have been the greatest thing in my life turned into the worst things that I've experienced. I could share with you guys. It would be a good thread discussion.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Actually, I have to give Mister_T & A_E credit. My courtship with my husband was in line with some of that advice.

Well Mister_T has just been put in better company than he deserves.