Pickin up chicks! (or Dating)

[Mister_T]

:slap:

:slap: :slap:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

rubber (a_e):seesaw:glue (mr_t)

If he listens to me, he gets his wildest dreams fulfilled.

If he listens to you, he gets to sell Tupperware and have a long sexually unfullfilled life of 'fishing' and feeding llamas.

God help him if he listens to BangBang. He'll be searching for his nads in a parking lot of some sleazy bar.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Mr_T and BangBang out on the town

 

[Sunstone]

If he listens to me, he gets his wildest dreams fulfilled.

If he listens to you, he gets to sell Tupperware and have a long sexually unfullfilled life of 'fishing' and feeding llamas.

God help him if he listens to BangBang. He'll be searching for his nads in a parking lot of some sleazy bar.

Yes, but if Ormiston listens to me, he'll waste no time in ordering the Delux Gigi model Acme Latex Love Doll (the one with the vibrating breasts).

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Yes, but if Ormiston listens to me, he'll waste no time in ordering the Delux Gigi model Acme Latex Love Doll (the one with the vibrating breasts).

I agree.

EDIT: I don't want to know how you know that there is a doll with vibrating breasts.

It sounds like fun! It would be really great if we could take BangBang out drinking and....

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Yes, but if Ormiston listens to me, he'll waste no time in ordering the Delux Gigi model Acme Latex Love Doll (the one with the vibrating breasts).

How much do one of these things cost?

I'm thinking batchelor party...:faint:

EDIT: You must be having one hell of a retirement. What goes on during those fishing trips?:flirt:

 

[Mister_T]

Mr_T and BangBang out on the town

Heh. These guys wish they could be as cool as BangBang and I. I'll make these guys my proteges' . They'll have a black belt in pimpin' 2 weeks flat.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Heh. These guys wish they could be as cool as BangBang and I. I'll make these guys my proteges' . They'll have a black belt in pimpin' 2 weeks flat.

If you could do that, then there is hope for all mankind.:highfive:

An act of compassion for you then would be to wean Sunstone off the vibrating breast doll. :162:

 

[Mister_T]

Ormiston, grab your fishing pole brutha! Your money. Don't waste time with trout. Think Jaws baby!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Mister_T -
Have you even read BangBang's posts on this thread?

If he's done half of the things that he's suggested, it's a wonder his penis is even attached to his body.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Ormiston, grab your fishing pole brutha! Your money. Don't waste time with trout. Think Jaws baby!

This really isn't a good euphamism after Brokeback.

 

[Mister_T]

If you could do that, then there is hope for all mankind.:highfive:

An act of compassion for you then would be to wean Sunstone off the vibrating breast doll. :162:

Sunstone....we're going fishing

 

[Mister_T]

This really isn't a good euphamism after Brokeback.

I'll teach them how to pimp too. They'll be turning straight guys gay. I'm an equal oppurtunity pimp.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

My wife and I seperated and I thought it would be good for me to get some dating tips from the guys AND gals (I know, "stay off of the religious forums! He he hehehe"). So any advice would be greatly appreciated.

You can get sympathy sex just by letting everyone know you're going through a divorce

Ormiston, grab your fishing pole brutha! Your money. Don't waste time with trout. Think Jaws baby

This really isn't a good euphamism after Brokeback.

Sunstone....we're going fishing

Dam I wish that I could have the theme song playing. It's so beautiful.

I love being right! IMHO, sympathy sex is usually very bad for everyone, but it's sex nonetheless.:curtsy:Not the best card to play IMO, but at least it's in your hand.

 

[Mister_T]

Snoop Dog and 50 Cent already did my theme song. P-I-M-P

 

[angellous_evangellous]

These ladies aren't waving at Kip.

And they aren't going fishing.

 

[Mister_T]

These ladies aren't waving at Kip.

And they aren't going fishing.

You're right. They aren't waving at Kip. I bent over to pick up my wallet.

And there's no point in going fishing once you've already caught 5 fish. It's time to eat!!

 

[Mister_T]

Mister_T -
Have you even read BangBang's posts on this thread?

If he's done half of the things that he's suggested, it's a wonder his penis is even attached to his body.

A wonder indeed. He must be doing something right if he can get away with stuff like that. You go BangBang. You big pimp you.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

A wonder indeed. He must be doing something right if he can get away with stuff like that. You go BangBang. You big pimp you.

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

 

[Mister_T]

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Hey, some people pimp a little differently. He's just an un-orthodox pimp.