enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Pirates eat yummier foods though. Imagine the huge BBQ when they drop anchor and make their way to an island filled with wild hogs.
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Which is why women are practicaly throwing their panties at Captain Jack Sparrow, right? Cause Pirates are disgusting? More sucking-on-poison-dart philosphy at work.
Actually, we know how to bath quite nicely; we're just not a bunch of sissies like ninjas who are afraid to get their hands dirty cause they might break a nail or something.
Pirates eat yummier foods though. Imagine the huge BBQ when they drop anchor and make their way to an island filled with wild hogs.
As much as it might kill you to fathom, Jonny Depp's a pirate.MysticSang'ha said:Yeah, right. It has nothing to do with Johnny Depp.
Oh please, we use soap; just because someone doesn't wrap their entire body in a bunch of cloth leaving only enough room to see because they are afraid of getting of a little dirt and germs, doesn't mean they don't bathe. You guys make Monk from the TV series look like Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang.MysticSang'ha said:Taking a bath does not mean you just pee in the shower. You actually have to use soap.
I prefer sushi and sake. And to eat civilized with utensils.
Mat is a smart man.Pirates >> Ninjas
As much as it might kill you to fathom, Jonny Depp's a pirate.
Oh please, we use soap; just because someone doesn't wrap their entire body in a bunch of cloth leaving only enough room to see because they are afraid of getting of a little dirt and germs, doesn't mean they don't bathe. You guys make Monk from the TV series look like Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang.
I may have to allow both sides to wine and dine me before I make my decision. I do have to say that my current arsenal is probably more favorable by the pirates. I mean how many ninjas have one of these lying around the house?
Yeah, being a long haired hippie prone to wearing bandannas on his head, I'm going to have to go with pirate.
Now where's me wenches?
Depp IS a Pirate. He even has his own island near the Carribean.MysticSang'ha said:Johnny Depp is hot. Captain Jack Sparrow ISN'T. But I can allow for able-minded women to falter in this case because that's how hot Depp is.
And yes, I have no problem admitting that Depp played a pirate. Big deal.
It's called "Wussery 101." You guys can call it "discipline" or whatever ego-boosting fluff you want to call it while you're up in the treetops hiding in the fetal position.MysticSang'ha said:It's called discipline, my dear. Something your filthy, disease-ridden pirates are completely ignorant of.
Discipline = mental acuity = perfected targeting = patience for when to strike = ninjas win.
Still you. irate:MysticSang'ha said:Now, who you calling a "wuss"? :ninja:
If I were to join Team Pirate, could I have my way with the ninja women of my choice after we defeat them? :drool:Pirates = Swords = Guns = Cannons = BOOM! = Take your women = Pirate Win.
If I were to join Team Pirate, could I have my way with the ninja women of my choice after we defeat them? :drool:
It's a risk I am willing to take.Just be careful of the booby-trapped vaginas.
Absolutely if you can manage to keep your food down afterwards. If we didn't divide the women amongst ourselves after a certified ***kicking, then we wouldn't be a Pirate to begin with.If I were to join Team Pirate, could I have my way with the ninja women of my choice after we defeat them? :drool: