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Pirate or ninja?

Who Is Better: Pirate or Ninja?

  • Pirate

    Votes: 21 55.3%
  • Ninja

    Votes: 22 57.9%

  • Total voters
    38

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
Pirates eat yummier foods though. Imagine the huge BBQ when they drop anchor and make their way to an island filled with wild hogs.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Which is why women are practicaly throwing their panties at Captain Jack Sparrow, right? Cause Pirates are disgusting? More sucking-on-poison-dart philosphy at work.

Yeah, right. It has nothing to do with Johnny Depp. :rolleyes:

Actually, we know how to bath quite nicely; we're just not a bunch of sissies like ninjas who are afraid to get their hands dirty cause they might break a nail or something. :facepalm:

Taking a bath does not mean you just pee in the shower. You actually have to use soap.
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
MysticSang'ha said:
Yeah, right. It has nothing to do with Johnny Depp. :rolleyes:
As much as it might kill you to fathom, Jonny Depp's a pirate.

MysticSang'ha said:
Taking a bath does not mean you just pee in the shower. You actually have to use soap.
Oh please, we use soap; just because someone doesn't wrap their entire body in a bunch of cloth leaving only enough room to see because they are afraid of getting of a little dirt and germs, doesn't mean they don't bathe. You guys make Monk from the TV series look like Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang. :facepalm:
 

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
I may have to allow both sides to wine and dine me before I make my decision. I do have to say that my current arsenal is probably more favorable by the pirates. I mean how many ninjas have one of these lying around the house?

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tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
Yeah, being a long haired hippie prone to wearing bandannas on his head, I'm going to have to go with pirate.

Now where's me wenches?
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
As much as it might kill you to fathom, Jonny Depp's a pirate.

Johnny Depp is hot. Captain Jack Sparrow ISN'T. But I can allow for able-minded women to falter in this case because that's how hot Depp is.

And yes, I have no problem admitting that Depp played a pirate. Big deal.

Oh please, we use soap; just because someone doesn't wrap their entire body in a bunch of cloth leaving only enough room to see because they are afraid of getting of a little dirt and germs, doesn't mean they don't bathe. You guys make Monk from the TV series look like Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang. :facepalm:

It's called discipline, my dear. Something your filthy, disease-ridden pirates are completely ignorant of.

Discipline = mental acuity = perfected targeting = patience for when to strike = ninjas win.

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Now, who you calling a "wuss"? :ninja:
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
I may have to allow both sides to wine and dine me before I make my decision. I do have to say that my current arsenal is probably more favorable by the pirates. I mean how many ninjas have one of these lying around the house?

1598d1265764869-gun-pics-crank4.jpg

The answer is, they don't have any lying around. They're still using blowguns. *giggle*
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Yeah, being a long haired hippie prone to wearing bandannas on his head, I'm going to have to go with pirate.

Now where's me wenches?

And I had such faith in you....alas, you are just as delusional as my good friends Nick and Mat. :sad:

I guess I'll have to cut your head off with my katana, too. :ninja:
 

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
A blowgun does sound kind of cool though. There is something about silent weapons. If I were to acquire a crossbow would it be more closely associated with the ninja or the pirate?
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
MysticSang'ha said:
Johnny Depp is hot. Captain Jack Sparrow ISN'T. But I can allow for able-minded women to falter in this case because that's how hot Depp is.

And yes, I have no problem admitting that Depp played a pirate. Big deal.
Depp IS a Pirate. He even has his own island near the Carribean.

Stop being in denial, it's not healthy.

MysticSang'ha said:
It's called discipline, my dear. Something your filthy, disease-ridden pirates are completely ignorant of.

Discipline = mental acuity = perfected targeting = patience for when to strike = ninjas win.
It's called "Wussery 101." You guys can call it "discipline" or whatever ego-boosting fluff you want to call it while you're up in the treetops hiding in the fetal position.

Pirates = Swords = Guns = Cannons = BOOM! = Take your women = Pirate Win.

MysticSang'ha said:
Now, who you calling a "wuss"? :ninja:
Still you. :pirate:
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
It's just sad that the pirates and ninjas don't see that their conflict is being generated by the evil corporations to distract them from the real enemy. They know that if the pirates and ninjas ever joined forces, there'd be a lot of CEO's missing heads and lying on the ocean floor. Just tragic.
 

Mister_T

Forum Relic
Premium Member
If I were to join Team Pirate, could I have my way with the ninja women of my choice after we defeat them? :drool:
Absolutely if you can manage to keep your food down afterwards. If we didn't divide the women amongst ourselves after a certified ***kicking, then we wouldn't be a Pirate to begin with. :D
 
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