Pirate or ninja?

[enchanted_one1975]

Absolutely if you can manage to keep your food down afterwards. If we didn't divide the women amongst ourselves after a certified ***kicking, then we wouldn't be a Pirate to begin with.

Why divide when we can share?

 

[Quagmire]

This is why I joined the pirates:

The ninjas defiled the sacred symbol of my religion.

 

[Father Heathen]

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YouTube - Spartan vs Ninja

 

[Panda]

And I had such faith in you....alas, you are just as delusional as my good friends Nick and Mat. :sad:

I guess I'll have to cut your head off with my katana, too. :ninja:

Please Heather every time you try you fall for our roguish charm and end up getting drunk on rum. It truly is a love hate relationship

 

[Panda]

Why divide when we can share?

Pirates don't "share"

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Please Heather every time you try you fall for our roguish charm and end up getting drunk on rum. It truly is a love hate relationship

It truly is a love/hate relationship.

And it will grieve me when you both die so quickly. :ninja:

 

[tumbleweed41]

Best part about being a Pirate.....

Collecting Booty!!!

Now that's worth losing your head over...

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Pirates don't "share"

You mean I could have some of them women all to myself then??? No sloppy seconds???

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Pirates = Swords = Guns = Cannons = BOOM! = Take your women = Pirate Win.

Pirates = Swords? I don't think so.


Katana >> Cutlass

 

[xkatz]

 

[bobhikes]

I hate boats but Love pirates. Can I be a land pirate?irate:

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Pirates, matey irate:

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Pirates = Swords? I don't think so.


Katana >> Cutlass

By far. :yes:

Not to mention that anything pretty much beats rotting teeth and bad breath.

 

[The_Evelyonian]

Pirates = Swords? I don't think so.


Katana >> Cutlass

You can have your Katana. The Pirates and I will be armed with flintlock pistols and blunderbuss shotguns.

Guns >> Swords

 

[MysticSang'ha]

You can have your Katana. The Pirates and I will be armed with flintlock pistols and blunderbuss shotguns.

Guns >> Swords

Dexterity and the art of disguise >> Guns

You don't know who to shoot if I'm disguised as one of you. :ninja:

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I hate boats but Love pirates. Can I be a land pirate?irate:

Well there is another type of pirate that doesn't actually go on the water. I can't quite remember what they are called though.

 

[DeitySlayer]

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YouTube - Lord of the Rings: Ninjas, Wizards and Bears

Ninja wizards!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

The quality of this clip is awful, but the message is still there.
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[Mister_T]

Pirates = Swords? I don't think so.


Katana >> Cutlass

"Sword" Envy: Another common trait of ninjas.

 

[Mister_T]

By far. :yes:

Not to mention that anything pretty much beats rotting teeth and bad breath.

Pirates don't have rotting teeth. Like Rugby and Hockey players, we have teeth that are missing because we are not afraid to go into battle and get roughed up....unlike say ninjas, who hide scrubbing themselves with hand lotion until they can cheap shot an unsuspecting person passing by.