Pirate or ninja?

[DreadFish]

Alas, I think this is indicative of of the outcome.

http://cheezprobablybadnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129181735667365284.jpg :ninja:

 

[Alusky]

Pirates are better, especially if you are the captain. And I love the national pirate day
RAmen!!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Pirates are better, especially if you are the captain. And I love the national pirate day
RAmen!!

Hey as a Pirate are you saying I get to eat Ramen???

 

[Azakel]

Hey as a Pirate are you saying I get to eat Ramen???

Though Ramen is a Ninja food. Both are from Japan, hand off noodles. :areyoucra

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Yea but if I buy Ramen instead of real food my booty will last longer.

 

[Engyo]

Yea but if I buy Ramen instead of real food my booty will get bigger.

Fixed it for you.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Taking part in Team Pirate has really affected my life. Last night I opted for rum. It felt great. irate:

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Taking part in Team Pirate has really affected my life. Last night I opted for rum. It felt great. irate:

That's fine. More scotch for me.

 

[DeitySlayer]

Oioi what about Team Ninja? All the sushi and teriyaki you can eat

 

[Engyo]

Do we get to drink sake too?

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Do we get to drink sake too?

Of course! But I have it on good authority that whisky is the official drink of the martial arts.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Pirates or ninjas?

Let's see, a smelly, grimy drunk who likes to spend all his time on a boat filled with other drunken idiots, or, a lying, little sneak who likes to jump around like a freak in his pajamas in the dark.

Uh, is there a third choice?

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Oioi what about Team Ninja? All the sushi and teriyaki you can eat

Hmmmm...rum vs raw fish. I will stick with the rum. I even mixed it up. I had:

Strawberry Daiquiri
Mai Tia
Pina Colada
Mohito
Blue Hawaiian

I have discovered that rum is very versatile.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Pirates or ninjas?

Let's see, a smelly, grimy drunk who likes to spend all his time on a boat filled with other drunken idiots, or, a lying, little sneak who likes to jump around like a freak in his pajamas in the dark.

Uh, is there a third choice?

You could always live the life if a frubal whore instead...

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Hmmmm...rum vs raw fish. I will stick with the rum.

Not quite. It's rum vs. sake (or whisky, as I mentioned) and maggots vs. raw fish.

 

[DeitySlayer]

Not quite. It's rum vs. sake (or whisky, as I mentioned) and maggots vs. raw fish.

AND you forgot to mention the chicken teriyaki

 

[DreadFish]

Plus the life of a Japanese Ninja is much healthier (aside from the occupational hazard of death) than the life of a sea dwelling pirate with poor food and shtick.


Also, you gotta love the whiskies, theres nothing like the taste of a good whiskey

 

[enchanted_one1975]

irate:s can have everything :ninja:s can have because when the irate:s defeat the :ninja:s, the irate:s will take all of the :ninja:s' stuff and the :ninja:s' stuff becomes the irate:s' stuff.

 

[Mister_T]

irate:s can have everything :ninja:s can have because when the irate:s defeat the :ninja:s, the irate:s will take all of the :ninja:s' stuff and the :ninja:s' stuff becomes the irate:s' stuff.

Facts: EO has 'dem.

 

[DeitySlayer]

But the irate: will never be able to defeat the :ninja: because the :ninja: will be invisible and will cut the irate: down with shurikens; the irate: will look something like this:

:thud:

:before they even see them. And they can launch amphibious assaults on the irate: boat using :snorkle: technique through hollowed out bamboo sticks and kill all of them and take their rum, which is really the only good thing they had going in the first place.

VOTE NINJA!