Pirate or ninja?

[MysticSang'ha]

Pirates or ninjas?

Let's see, a smelly, grimy drunk who likes to spend all his time on a boat filled with other drunken idiots, or, a lying, little sneak who likes to jump around like a freak in his pajamas in the dark.

Uh, is there a third choice?

Yeah. Sit on the sidelines like the wanna-be loser that you are.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yeah. Sit on the sidelines like the wanna-be loser that you are.

Indeed, a wannabe loser is the closest I can come to being the real thing. If only I could be a pirate or ninja, I wouldn't have to be a wannabe loser anymore.

 

[DreadFish]

But the irate: will never be able to defeat the :ninja: because the :ninja: will be invisible and will cut the irate: down with shurikens; the irate: will look something like this:

:thud:

:before they even see them. And they can launch amphibious assaults on the irate: boat using :snorkle: technique through hollowed out bamboo sticks and kill all of them and take their rum, which is really the only good thing they had going in the first place.

VOTE NINJA!

I think this is perhaps the best argument as to why you should be a Ninja

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Facts: EO has 'dem.

I have been waiting so long for someone to realize this.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Indeed, a wannabe loser is the closest I can come to being the real thing. If only I could be a pirate or ninja, I wouldn't have to be a wannabe loser anymore.

Don't be so sad. Won't the geeks inherit the Earth? Or was it something else...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Don't be so sad. Won't the geeks inherit the Earth? Or was it something else...

Pfft - they can have it.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Pfft - they can have it.

Allrighty then.

You can just cheer me on.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Allrighty then.

You can just cheer me on.

I'll be sure to wear my cheerleading skirt.

 

[MissAlice]

We need more recruits on board.

Come on people, someone who knows how to pillage a village!!!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

We need more recruits on board.

Come on people, someone who knows how to pillage a village!!!

That is one of my specialties. irate:

 

[DeitySlayer]

I have a question. The poll results indicate that there are 53.7% of voters for both pirates and ninjas. This adds up to 107.4%. THAT MEANS there must be some overlap between the pirates and ninjas. Like pinjas or nirates. How freaking awesome is that!!! Ninjas with rum and boats!!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I have a question. The poll results indicate that there are 53.7% of voters for both pirates and ninjas. This adds up to 107.4%. THAT MEANS there must be some overlap between the pirates and ninjas. Like pinjas or nirates. How freaking awesome is that!!! Ninjas with rum and boats!!

No rum. That stuff is terrible. It has no class or depth at all.

 

[DreadFish]

I dont know what this means, but score one for the ninjas!

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129188404142994339.jpg

 

[Azakel]

I've bee a vary vary bad ija ad have given into me one weakness of Rum..yes I know, but it was mix with Mt. Dew.

 

[DeitySlayer]

NINJAS in the LEAD!!!

 

[Kerr]

Ninjas most definately. We are so awesome we often blind our enemies with pure awesomeness!

 

[MissAlice]

What's this?

Ninjas creating discord and mutiny amongst the pirates's vessel?

Nooooooooo......:sad4:

 

[DeitySlayer]

Oh Ninjas are STORMING this, FOUR IN THE LEAD!!!!

This is an even bigger comeback than Liverpool against AC in 2005!

 

[enchanted_one1975]

I would like my fellow pirates to know that I finished off a bottle of rum last night. It was very wonderful.

 

[Engyo]

I would like my fellow pirates to know that I finished off a bottle of rum last night. It was very wonderful.

You are supposed to say "Yo Ho Ho" with that............Traditions are important.