Pizza is politically incorrect

[Stevicus]

Was it the rectangle variety that practically every American school served on fridays? It was amazing.

Yep. That was it.

 

[JustGeorge]

The pizza they served at my elementary school was horrible. It was so bad I threw up after eating it. It took a while before I could really enjoy pizza.

I liked spaghetti, though. Then they said that we're not supposed to call it "spaghetti" anymore; everyone calls it "pasta" now. "Spaghetti" is out of date.

I never could understand political correctness.

The pizza did the same thing to me. I brought a bag lunch on days pizza was served. I wouldn't eat the spaghetti, though, either.

When I say I'm serving spaghetti, it will probably look something like this:

If I say I'm serving pasta, it may look more like this...


Two very different things in my mind.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Pizza is ****e outside Italy.

You need a California pizza.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pizza is a world heritage site, and naming a food after it is a shameful slight.

 

[sun rise]

You're welcome to your hot & soggy
mess....a bland casserole in a pan.

To you bland. To me subtle taste only a true gourmet can appreciate.

 

[sun rise]

You need a California pizza.

I had pizza in Italy that was not as good as CA pizza. Not true for all places, of course, but it's possible and does exist or at least did exist in the 1990's.

 

[Revoltingest]

[

General Tso's chicken.

To you bland. To me subtle taste only a true gourmet can appreciate.

Anchovy beats subtle any day.

 

[mangalavara]

Damn those communist liberal SJWs, what other natural and normal thing will they try to suppress?

Wearing pajamas if you're white.

 

[Wu Wei]

As usual, we have little idea what you're getting at.
So I'll bite...
What's wrong with pizza?
With whom?
Was there something in the news?

You know, I've been avoiding pizza.... but now I might just start eating it more often...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had pizza in Italy that was not as good as CA pizza. Not true for all places, of course, but it's possible and does exist or at least did exist in the 1990's.

The Italian pizzas I've had here aren't as good as California pizzas. We have a light and crispy crust, heaps of fresh toppings, the spicy cupped pepperoni, and all sorts of tasty sauces and toppings.

 

[Martin]

You need a California pizza.

Do they deliver to England?

 

[Martin]

Anchovy beats subtle any day.

Anchovy?! Oh, my Cod! Makes me feel eel.

 

[Twilight Hue]

As usual, we have little idea what you're getting at.
So I'll bite...
What's wrong with pizza?
With whom?
Was there something in the news?

I think they blame it on the Italians.

 

[Revoltingest]

Anchovy?! Oh, my Cod! Makes me feel eel.

Zoidberg loves anchovies.