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[Subduction Zone]

Very wise!

I'll add an addendum: I prefer thin crust most of the time, but for non-thin crust, if I lift up a piece and the cheese strings break off before it reaches my plate that's no good. I should be able to lift it over my head with the cheese strings still connected

Sadly where I live, out on the west coast, pizza technology appears to be woefully inadequate for the most part. There is one superior pizzareia in my city. But they charge close to twice what others do. You can go in angry asking "What makes this pizza so great?" and then you eat a slice and lose the argument.

 

[oldbadger]

I voted 'two plastic goats' but I don't know why. I guess it says something about myself.

So did I......
Plastic goats and pigs etc sell for very good prices in British Auction rooms.

There you are, it's out. Oldbadgers are just nasty old mammon lovers.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Good grief. At least they're in agreement on the role of the inferior precentral sulcus area in respect of SSS eh. (Shaved Sheep Syndrome).

I am glad you clarified that. I thought for a moment you were referring to the 1973 movie Sssssss about a guy getting turned into a cobra. That would be an entirely different condition.

Studies indicate that the more severe condition of SSS is experienced by only .1 percent of the population and the more common and much less severe manifestation is WGSS (Well Groomed Sheep Syndrome). Unless a person suffers from full blown SSS, they are much less likely to experience anxiety. Goat remorse, as a related condition, is known to express anxiety on a par with WGSS coupled with the visually elusive and highly awkward symptom known as prawn juggling.

 

[Secret Chief]

I am glad you clarified that. I thought for a moment you were referring to the 1973 movie Sssssss about a guy getting turned into a cobra. That would be an entirely different condition.

Studies indicate that the more severe condition of SSS is experienced by only .1 percent of the population and the more common and much less severe manifestation is WGSS (Well Groomed Sheep Syndrome). Unless a person suffers from full blown SSS, they are much less likely to experience anxiety. Goat remorse, as a related condition, is known to express anxiety on a par with WGSS coupled with the visually elusive and highly awkward symptom known as prawn juggling.

Yes, PJ can be soooo embarrassing. Or so I've heard.

 

[Secret Chief]

Very wise!

I'll add an addendum: I prefer thin crust most of the time, but for non-thin crust, if I lift up a piece and the cheese strings break off before it reaches my plate that's no good. I should be able to lift it over my head with the cheese strings still connected

Till you said this I could never get a handle on string theory so thanks. Couple of questions though - what are the olives representing? Presumably black holes? And the event horizon (the edge of the pizza) - is it stuffed or not?

 

[Heyo]

So did I......
Plastic goats and pigs etc sell for very good prices in British Auction rooms.

There you are, it's out. Oldbadgers are just nasty old mammon lovers.

"That chirping noise squirrels make" is still in the lead, though.

 

[oldbadger]

"That chirping noise squirrels make" is still in the lead, though.

I've never heard a squirrel chirping!
British squirrels don't run around shouting their mouths off, they are pleasant quiet little creatures.
Now our ducks....... well.

 

[Revoltingest]

You'll just end up with goat remorse.

I must be immune to that.
It's never afflicted me before.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I must be immune to that.
It's never afflicted me before.

Perhaps. But no one ever expects to be afflicted with fictional conditions. They could strike at any time. You just never know.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yes, PJ can be soooo embarrassing. Or so I've heard.

Not nearly so much as crowd surfing with a yak.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Till you said this I could never get a handle on string theory so thanks. Couple of questions though - what are the olives representing? Presumably black holes? And the event horizon (the edge of the pizza) - is it stuffed or not?

String theory? Is that the theory about the moz strings from hot pizza?

 

[Secret Chief]

Not nearly so much as crowd surfing with a yak.

These new dance crazes are beyond me. With my arthritis I can barely do a platypus hoedown.

 

[Secret Chief]

String theory? Is that the theory about the moz strings from hot pizza?

Obviously. Duh.

 

[Wu Wei]

I voted...but I will never reveal how I voted...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Obviously. Duh.

Well...you know...I'm a rabbit entomologist, not a rabbit physicist. And there is my tremendous pizza bias that I just cannot overcome even with all the therapy.

 

[Secret Chief]

Well...you know...I'm a rabbit entomologist, not a rabbit physicist. And there is my tremendous pizza bias that I just cannot overcome even with all the therapy.

Doesn't the melted cheese burn your paws?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Doesn't the melted cheese burn your paws?

That question gave me pause.

No. We aren't inhuman. We don't just dive right into the cheese. We hold the pizza gently by the crust and savor the entire experience. I have burned the roof of my mouth, but that is a common problem for all sentient, pizza-eating species.

 

[Brian2]

I hear that noise all the time out of my window and it is super cool.
You don't have brown squirrels in Australia?

We have a variety of small critters similar but not the same as squirrels. Possums are pretty common where I live.

 

[Trailblazer]

We have a variety of small critters similar but not the same as squirrels. Possums are pretty common where I live.

I love possums and I think they are so cute. I don't know what people think they are ugly. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They come up on our deck and eat the dog food I put out for raccoons and drink the water I put out.

 

[Aupmanyav]

Aup's comment - Please vote in this important poll

Aup is not a very smart person and will not wreck his brain for finding the intent of the post, but however, this is why I chose what I chose:

Choose
A tiny cactus: Destructive plant, has spoiled the beauty of Himalayas where it has grown.
Oreo filling, but purple: Purple, black or brown, harmful to health, unnecessary. Any day I would prefer a tandoori roti (Indian tortilla).
That chirping noise squirrels make: Beautiful and their running around, watching for danger, balancing on wires.
Two plastic goats: What are they useful for? I am an old person.
Bees?: Sure, necessary for agriculture, but their sting. Once my wife and my sister-in-law were returning from market and were attacked by a swarm. They escaped as they covered themselves with saries, but the tuk-tuk driver had a very bad time. So, no.

Completely missed the deeper meaning (?)? If I missed, that is what it is.