Theology is not about what you believe though.
The very first class of theology I had with a professor, the guy came in and was like "Back when I was in the 60s or so, everyone was like 'I believe God is a woman' or 'Yeah, but I believe God is an eagle.' That's NOT what theology is." Theology is not about what crackpot ideas you can come up with. It's about how belief can be
proven. How assumptions can be defended. The study of God, not the belief.
I found this today, so I thought I'd use it to demonstrate a point.
This octopus wrongly assumes that what he knows, another octopus glaring sternly at him, must be the case, when actually it's a mirror. How then do we understand that our way of seeing things is correct?
I can make a case, while not 100% sure, that there is a reasonable grounds for the Earth not being round, and the sun orbiting the Earth and not the other way around.
1. Having been on theme park rides, I know what G-force feels like. And I know at least as much as the average layman about such things as friction, momentum, wind resistance, and the like. We are told that there is not only a constant orbit (which is faster than a rocket at 66000+ mph) but also a constant rotation (which is faster than a tornado at 1000+ mph). Yet we feel neither tornado-force winds nor a high gravitational pull. In fact, both of these things should be constant but both wind and gravity seem barely present.
2. The Earth and moon are tidally locked, despite the statement that the Earth should be rotating at over 1000 mph and also orbiting, yet the moon only moves at about 10 mph, so rather than being "perfectly synchronized" it would be reasonable to expect to see the dark side of the moon for a certain portion of every 30 days. At the very least, this means that rotating is not a prerequisite for objects that orbit. But there is something else revealed by this. You see, in order to constantly constantly see the same side, one of two things must be true: (1) exactly as the Earth rotates and the moon heads around the Earth so it would be past it, it turns exactly to show us its front at all times. (2) Or the moon (and possibly the sun also) are circling overhead and the rise/set is actually looking at a curved path through a curved dome, at a 45-60° angle (divide a circle into 1/8 and you'll see the same arcing motion as a sun set from any way you look at it)?
3. While we're on the subject of sun and moon, what is more likely? That the sun and moon are widely different in side, but only appear exactly the same size because of carefully maintained lunar and solar distance, which is somehow preserved despite 66000 mph x 24 hours x 365 days = roughly 578,160,000 miles of orbit? (Yeah, I know how to do Fermi method) Or that they are the same size, at a near orbit from each other, that the two are slightly off-sync and occasionally eclipse, but we are seeing their bottom, and the sun casting shadow on the moon is what causes its phases? Oh wait, no that's
actually Whyhow it works. But it makes not sense for a huge distant object to obscure a much smaller one only partially, while it actually makes alot of sense for two nearby objects to affect each other. Thus far, nothing in this understanding required any rotation at all (and in fact, it would be a hindrance since powerful winds would constantly mess up daily life).
4. In order have an actual round Earth, water would constantly be spilling around the sides of everything. This is easy to prove. Get that globe your dad or grandpa gave you and put it in the shower or sink. No part of it will retain water except by getting soaked, most will roll off the sides. This, despite spinning, is what should constantly be happening. Moreover, in order to hold shape, water must literally curve. All engineers should know of this water curvature phenomenon and be adjusting for it.
They aren't.
5. What I often get is, "Well if you believe in flat Earth, you must not believe in space flight or other planets." Well, I actually
don't believe in other planets, but that's not only a strawman but also a non sequitor. There is nothing inherently preventing the moon, sun, or satellites from orbiting the Earth. Being a fixed immobile object does not prevent this. In fact, if you tried landing a plane on the side of a hill instead of a flat runway, you'd immediately see why the idea of a significantly curved planet would present issues for flight, space travel, and especially re-entry from space. So would trying to catch up to a constantly rotating and moving Earth. In fact, the Earth moves much faster than a space ship, and does so constantly, making it virtually impossible to land once you left for space. So not only is space travel actually not debunked by flat Earth, (to some flat Earth types this is so, but I don't find this a helpful mentality) but it is actually far simpler to imagine a rocket taking off from a flat fixed surface and landing on one.
5b. But, you ask, I've watched rockets, why do they seem to exit the Earth at an angle? Well, for one, as I mentioned there is an actual dome around the Earth. This is why the Earth appears round, but other times appears flat. And it's because of the same issues of trying to climb a mountain quickly or dive or ascend rapidly in water. Descent creates pressure, while rapid ascent causes
the bends. Also, as a dome, escaping the atmosphere would be far easier at a low angle than it would to move straight up.
That's a few reasons why I'm sure. So what about you? You don't get to do the negative ad thing ("the other candidate is stupid"), tell me why you're not a an octopus confusing the mirror for a rival.