Public School Bible Class: Imagine Adam Crawling up the Back of a Dinosaur

[Kenny]

Once again, you had an opportunity to actually refute what I said-- instead you stoop to personal insults.

How very Jesus of you-- not.

As for Hitler? Had *I* been the Ultimate Creator of the Universe? I would have **fixed** Hitler before he was even born, such that he would not do what he did.

Just as your bible claims the bible-god does for every single fetus!

You didn't answer the question.... would you have killed that innocent little baby called Hitler.

I know you have an ax to grind and you bias is obvious.

 

[Kenny]

Errr, Adding one desperate excuse to another desperate excuse does not negate either desperate excuse. It just creates absurdity and laughter.

Thank you.

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You are welcome!

Noticing you couldn't refute my position.

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

You didn't answer the question.... would you have killed that innocent little baby called Hitler.

LIAR-LIAR-PANTS-ON-FIRE.

What I actually said---- is that I would FIX Hitler before he was born!

That is-- I would adjust whatever it was that made him go Evil, and prevent those <whatever> from happening.

This is not the same as killing.


For UNLIKE YOUR GOD? I am willing to work with someone to see if they cannot improve-- instead of, you know, hardening their hearts then brutally murdering them for the GLORY of DEATH.

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

You are welcome!

Noticing you couldn't refute my position.

You silly boy! Not only was your position refuted? You failed to post a counter-argument!

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

I know you have an ax to grind and you bias is obvious.

LMAO! Oh, the IRONY of someone who constantly PREACHES, saying the above...!

That is so funny, I spluttered my coffee over the keyboard!

 

[Kenny]

LIAR-LIAR-PANTS-ON-FIRE.

What I actually said---- is that I would FIX Hitler before he was born!

That is-- I would adjust whatever it was that made him go Evil, and prevent those <whatever> from happening.

This is not the same as killing.


For UNLIKE YOUR GOD? I am willing to work with someone to see if they cannot improve-- instead of, you know, hardening their hearts then brutally murdering them for the GLORY of DEATH.

Nice two step. Reminds me of when the Pharisees didn't want to answer Jesus question because they knew they would be in hot water if they did.

 

[Kenny]

LMAO! Oh, the IRONY of someone who constantly PREACHES, saying the above...!

That is so funny, I spluttered my coffee over the keyboard!

You will have to buy a new keyboard. Coffee and keyboards don't mix. WAIT!! YOU TYPED THIS ANSWER. RFOL... another story by Bob.

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

Nice two step. Reminds me of when the Pharisees didn't want to answer Jesus question because they knew they would be in hot water if they did.

Oh, I answered your question, LIAR. You just don't like it that *I* am more moral and more ethical than your ugly beast-god.

There would be no need to murder *anyone*-- IF you had all the knowledge in the Universe.

Perhaps your beast-god isn't that good at the "god business". I mean-- your beast-god cannot seem to manage to defeat your favorite, satan....

LOL!

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

You will have to buy a new keyboard. Coffee and keyboards don't mix. WAIT!! YOU TYPED THIS ANSWER. RFOL... another story by Bob.

I have a really robust keyboard-- it's had many a spill of coffee sprayed over it. I leave the wimpy keyboards for simple-minded folk.

Did you know that you can put a good keyboard through the dishwasher? So long as you skip the heat-dry cycle (it'll melt). And you let it dry completely before plugging it in.

I've cleaned many a messy 'board, back when I was doing computer support, using an ordinary dishwasher.

I always found a correlation, though: the more a person was overtly, in-your-face religious? The dirtier the keyboard...

 

[Kenny]

I have a really robust keyboard-- it's had many a spill of coffee sprayed over it. I leave the wimpy keyboards for simple-minded folk.

Did you know that you can put a good keyboard through the dishwasher? So long as you skip the heat-dry cycle (it'll melt). And you let it dry completely before plugging it in.

I've cleaned many a messy 'board, back when I was doing computer support, using an ordinary dishwasher.

I always found a correlation, though: the more a person was overtly, in-your-face religious? The dirtier the keyboard...

thanks for the info Bob. Didn't know that.

At least you got something right!