Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Tomef]

I'm only a semi-automatic librarian.
Get it right!
Ya lily press'n, hair mess'n, always trip'n, mojito sip'n
doily make'n, cookie, bake'n, kitty kiss'n, target miss'n,
crotchelfester's uncle!

@Revoltingest is behind the times. Lily pressing is so 1890s. I’m an orchid man, and only bake rarely.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest is behind the times. Lily pressing is so 1890s. I’m an orchid man, and only bake rarely.

I've bonded with 19th century machinery.

 

[John53]

I've bonded with 19th century machinery.

Pervert

 

[Revoltingest]

Pervert

Don't be ashamed.
Get yer freak on!

 

[Wu Wei]

I've bonded with 19th century machinery.

you say bonded.... other will say bad touch

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Tomef]

@Brickjectivity uses other primates to communicate

 

[Brickjectivity]

@Tomef is president in their own mind, and they have been impeached twice. Fortunately the Congress in their mind is divided on the issue.

 

[Tomef]

@Brickjectivity mistook my peaches for impeaches.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nobody wants to hear @Tomef 's imp speaches.

 

[Tomef]

@Brickjectivity also confuses peaches with pooches.

 

[Revoltingest]

you say bonded.... other will say bad touch

I have permission.
Do you ask permission from those you maul?
Before or after mauling?

 

[Wu Wei]

I have permission.
Do you ask permission from those you maul?
Before or after mauling?

Usually after, but there is nothing sick twisted or perverse about that, like your tractor fondling is

 

[Revoltingest]

Usually after

You're more considerate than the average bear.

 

[Tomef]

Modern machinery gives @Revoltingest confusing feelings.

 

[Revoltingest]

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I like modern conveniences, but technology
can actually make things more difficult.
I like simplicity.

 

[Tomef]

I like modern conveniences, but technology
can actually make things more difficult.
I like simplicity.

@Revoltingest ’s insult kung fu is weak. Also, @Revoltingest is in denial over his feelings for my tractor.

 

[Audie]

I have permission.
Do you ask permission from those you maul?
Before or after mauling?

Let some stupid bear try to maul me.

I will have his gall bladder.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Let some stupid bear try to maul me.

I will have his gall bladder.

Why would you want his gall bladder? That seems...pretty minor, if you're gutting a bear...just sayin'....

 

[Audie]

@Revoltingest is behind the times. Lily pressing is so 1890s. I’m an orchid man, and only bake rarely.

No orchids for @Revoltingest huh.
Anorchidism...
Ive heard about that.

It explains so much.