Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[John53]

@John53 is a firm believer in Serenity Now.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@Revoltingest was proud to announce his new lingerie range at a party hosted by @Snow White and modelled by @lewisnotmiller,

Hmmmm...I don't feel insulted. I feel fabulous. And a little itchy in the crotch. I have no idea what this thong is made out of...

 

[John53]

Hmmmm...I don't feel insulted. I feel fabulous. And a little itchy in the crotch. I have no idea what this thong is made out of...

Just a bit of Revoltingstan mange. Douse liberally with metho and it should clear right up.

 

[John53]

@John53 is a firm believer in Serenity Now.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest was proud to announce his new lingerie range at a party hosted by @Snow White and modelled by @lewisnotmiller,

And we thank you profusely for modeling the entire line.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest likes going to McDonald's to eat Big Macs with Seamus.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest likes going to McDonald's to eat Big Macs with Seamus.

What!
I'll turn yer groin to pudd'n!!

 

[Heyo]

@John53 is a firm believer in Serenity Now.

Serenity Now: Dark Horse Announces New Comic To Follow Cult TV Series

 

[John53]

@Heyo has an extensive crocs collection

 

[Heyo]

@Heyo has an extensive crocs collection

It's funny how they bounce when I throw them at people's heads.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Heyo sounds like Frank Costanza.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest likes snail meal

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@John53 writes columns for Woman's Day magazines.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Heyo knows the Bible cover to cover. In fact, 70% of his time is reading it upside down.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest likes snail meal

You have this sign on your property.
You thought it would enhance your security.

 

[Heyo]

@Snow White had their nose too deep in the snow, again.

 

[Stevicus]

This is what happened the last time @Snow White visited Revoltistan.

 

[Revoltingest]

@Subduction Zone had to buy & wear this
shirt as a reminder. Long story behind that.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Nobody invites @Stevicus to parties because he's always filling his fanny pack with hors d'oeuvres.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nobody invites @Stevicus to parties because he's always filling his fanny pack with hors d'oeuvres.

And then he always asks others if they
want to play "find the sausage".
But they're often confused to only find
a cocktail wiener.