Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

@Kathryn left us 7 years ago because she had
to avoid the rancorous arguments about Trump.
She's a shrinking violet who is scared to offer
opinions on even non-controversial topix.
And she stole throw pillows from the staff lounge.

 

[Kathryn]

@Kathryn left us 7 years ago because she had
to avoid the rancorous arguments about Trump.
She's a shrinking violet who is scared to offer
opinions on even non-controversial topix.
And she stole throw pillows from the staff lounge.

Haha! Just so you know, not one bit of that is true! Though I do have an inordinate amount of pillows.

OK, here's one for you - and it may actually sort of rhyme!

There once was a poster Revoltingest
Whose clothing looked much like a bird nest
When asked why the shirt,
He replied, "Does it hurt?
Because otherwise, count it the best."

 

[John53]

Haha! Just so you know, not one bit of that is true! Though I do have an inordinate amount of pillows.

OK, here's one for you - and it may actually sort of rhyme!

There once was a poster Revoltingest
Whose clothing looked much like a bird nest
When asked why the shirt,
He replied, "Does it hurt?
Because otherwise, count it the best."

Too intellectual for him, try something like this...

Hey @Revoltingest you stink.

 

[Kathryn]

Too intellectual for him, try something like this...

Hey @Revoltingest you stink.

Haha, that made me actually laugh! Or this gem: Hey, Revoltingest, you suck eggs.

 

[Revoltingest]

Haha, that made me actually laugh! Or this gem: Hey, Revoltingest, you suck eggs.

Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

@John53 went to the store to buy Grade A weasel eggs.
The grocer tried to explain the birds & the bees...& how
mammalian reproduction works. Alas, the words used
were too big.

 

[Kathryn]

Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

I shopped at Menards when my daughter lived in Ohio!

 

[Revoltingest]

I shopped at Menards when my daughter lived in Ohio!

Don't tell @Wu Wei.
(He believes it doesn't exist.)

 

[Kathryn]

Don't tell @Wu Wei.
(He believes it doesn't exist.)

Don't tell @Wu Wei.
(He believes it doesn't exist.)

He believes that Menard's doesn't exist or Ohio doesn't exist?

 

[Kathryn]

This is crazy by the way. I guess I have some catching up to do techie wise. Oh well, it will come.

 

[John53]

Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

@John53 went to the store to buy Grade A weasel eggs.
The grocer tried to explain the birds & the bees...& how
mammal reproduction works. Alas, the words used
were too big.

 

[Kathryn]

So which apparently doesn't exist - Menard's or Ohio? I mean, they both seem a bit surreal if you ask me but hey, then you'd have to ask me and no telling what I might say.

 

[Kathryn]

Speaking of religion, there are so freaking many Amish or sects of that or whatever in Ohio. Nice people but dang. I mean, they are everywhere. I guess they need to be somewhere though.

 

[Revoltingest]

He believes that Menard's doesn't exist or Ohio doesn't exist?

Prolly both.
Bears...you know what those people are like.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Monotreme" is one of those words too big.

 

[Kathryn]

Prolly both.
Bears...you know what those people are like.

I most certainly do.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Kathryn spent 7 years away from @Revoltingest and it took her that long to feel rested and restored enough to read his posts and limericks again.

 

[John53]

I just heard on the radio that the worlds oldest woman has died. Can someone check on @Revoltingest? I'm concerned.

 

[John53]

The song that goes through your brain when you find out @Shadow Wolf will be the one taking your blood.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I just heard on the radio that the worlds oldest woman has died. Can someone check on @Revoltingest? I'm concerned.

We probably better not. The only options would be someone spending the gas, or having someone like a man in blue check on him (and you know how he feels about the latter).

 

[John53]

We probably better not. The only options would be someone spending the gas, or having someone like a man in blue check on him (and you know how he feels about the latter).

But I'm worried, I can never remember if he's the worlds oldest woman or the 2nd oldest. Do I send a sympathy card or a congratulation card for making it to the top of the list?