Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[Revoltingest]

Revoltingest wears combat boots -
He or she doesn't give any hoots
If one likes it or not -
Real or a bot,
He or she still cuts and still shoots.

Hey, did y'all know that Cut N Shoot is actually a town in Texas? I love that name! So I had to use it.

Actually, I wear Crocs most of the time.
At a Croc outlet store, I found 4 pairs of size 14
Crocs on sale & then marked down further.
Why?
How many guys are willing to wear white Crocs
with pink & violet flowers all over'm, eh. People
find my shoes most amusing at engine shows.

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually, I wear Crocs most of the time.
At a Croc outlet store, I found 4 pairs of size 14
Crocs on sale & then marked down further.
Why?
How many guys are willing to wear white Crocs
with pink & violet flowers all over'm, eh. People
find my shoes most amusing at engine shows.

And they go so well with you skirt too

 

[Revoltingest]

And they go so well with you skirt too

Quite the compliment from a fashion maven.

 

[Wu Wei]

Quite the compliment from a fashion maven.

 

[Kathryn]

OK so the bear pic is great. I mean, as far as bears in coats goes.

Or Revoltingests in flowery Crocs. My goodness. (Kathryn clutches her pearls, which were in fashion once but are no more.)

 

[Heyo]

Should have seen what curiosity did to the kat.

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed!

 

[Heyo]

No pants? @Revoltingest at least wears a skirt.

 

[Revoltingest]

No pants? @Revoltingest at least wears a skirt.

@Wu Wei is the original inventor of the
RF tradition...Pantsless Tuesday.
And Pantsless Monday, Pantsless Wednesday, etc.
And Pantsless Bear Month, & the Year Of The
Pantsless Bear.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Menard's theme song causes @Revoltingest to put on a sparkly suit, stand under the Menard's lights, and break out in show tunes.

 

[Revoltingest]

All of @Snow White's 7 dwarves are on strike
because SW called them "midgets" instead
of "little people".

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest puts food scraps in his recycle bin

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest puts food scraps in his recycle bin

And recyclables in me compost bin.
As long as I'm consistent in this, it works.

@Estro Felino uses ketchup instead of
tomato sauce on her pasta.

 

[John53]

Make sure to shut the gate when you leave, @Snow White is trying to escape again.

 

[Revoltingest]

@John53 is merely a discounted @John57
due to obsolescence.

 

[Brickjectivity]

John53 sneaked into the kitchen and got into the peanut butter, but he was spotted due to his bright plumage and not so bright technique.

 

[JustGeorge]

John53 sneaked into the kitchen and got into the peanut butter, but he was spotted due to his bright plumage and not so bright technique.

I imagine he is the reason I found the peanut butter in the mop water today, then...

 

[Revoltingest]

@JustGeorge rubs honey & Tabasco sauce on her elbows.
Why?
I have no idea.
Neither does she.

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge rubs honey & Tabasco sauce on her elbows.
Why?
I have no idea.
Neither does she.

I do too know.

I'm just not telling you.

 

[Revoltingest]

@JustGeorge keeps important secrets from RF posters.
What shame does she hide!

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge keeps important secrets from RF posters.
What shame does she hide!

You'll never know!