Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[John53]

@PoetPhilosopher can't rhyme.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Dan From Smithville went to the hairdresser, but unfortunately, they had a crew cut.

 

[John53]

I'm sorry, my positive and complimentary post to a citizen of the Earth's nether regions wasn't intended to derail the thread.

Heretic!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wirey is @Dan From Smithville's haredresser.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@PoetPhilosopher can't rhyme.

I don't rhyme. I just ask questions about poets.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ahhh, the evil hammer possessed you.

It isn't my fault. I'm just a pawn in this game of life. It isn't my hand, but the hammer that does the bad things.

Really, it is the fault of society for putting pressure on the individual that is merely trying to merge a metallic symbol of productivity with other objects to convey the support of a long lost philosophy that once held sway in this once majestic and mighty republic. I'm hopping you see that truth that I bear without evidence or reason or coherent statement.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Wirey is @Dan From Smithville's haredresser.

Shocking, but true. It helps that I'm a little short.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@Revoltingest once had to pick between his wife and the forum, and to make a long story short, his wife picked the forum.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ahhh, the evil hammer possessed you.

As any demon will confess, possession is 9/10th of the law, but criminally libel if there is intent to distribute.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@Dan From Smithville went to the hairdresser, but unfortunately, they had a crew cut.

Isn't shaved rabbit one of those Michiganistanian fusion cuisines they sell at hairdressers?

I understand that @Revoltingest invested 100's of dollars and several manhours in an anchovy and building supply restaurant that was too avant garde even for hoity toity Michiganistanian tastes.

 

[John53]

@Revoltingest tried to hew @Stonetree

 

[Revoltingest]

Isn't shaved rabbit one of those Michiganistanian fusion cuisines they sell at hairdressers?

I understand that @Revoltingest invested 100's of dollars and several manhours in an anchovy and building supply restaurant that was too avant garde even for hoity toity Michiganistanian tastes.

I'm taking reservations.
How many are in your party?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@John53 said in one of my threads that he'd rather spend time with a man than be alone.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm taking reservations.
How many are in your party?

It is the neorabbitist party, so just a table for one please.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@John53 is once again petitioning the government to make "Whole Lotta Rosie" the Australian national anthem. Oy!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

@PoetPhilosopher once wrote a poem so short, it wasn't able to reach publication.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@King Phenomenon can't wait to see the last of us

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Shocking, but true. It helps that I'm a little short.

You mean "abrupt"

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm taking reservations.
How many are in your party?

I'm on this forum. I have no reservations.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

@beenherebeforeagain has a psychedelic name.