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[Saint Frankenstein]

Keep Watching

Keep Watching (2017) ⭐ 4.3 | Horror, Mystery, Thriller

1h 29m | R

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3/10
Random flick I saw on Tubi. Generic and forgettable.

Walden

Walden (2023) ⭐ 6.0 | Thriller

1h 42m

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8/10
Another random Tubi flick. Very good! Very much like Dexter if Dexter was a mild mannered court stenographer from small town Georgia and not a psychopath. Great performances and black humor.

Terrifier 3

Terrifier 3 (2024) ⭐ 6.4 | Horror

2h 5m | Not Rated

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9/10!
Saw it last night. Love it, like I expected to. This movie is more of a bridge that continues the story arc established in 2 to lead us to what is expected to be the final showdown between Art and Sienna in 4. The religious symbolism underlying the story are much more pronounced now, making it a true old fashioned cosmic good vs cosmic evil movie. You could even call it a Christian movie. The performances continue to get even better with Samantha Scaffidi as Victoria Heyes giving a truly frightening performance, even upstaging Art (who is even more delightfully slapstick this time around). It's gore galore in this iteration, with more kills than I think both the original and the second had. Thankfully it never gets stale, and there's some truly stomach churning kills that stand out. Can't wait for the next one! (I loved the fitting cameo from the great Tom Savini, too!)

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Seriously, how can you not laugh at this?

I was laughing a lot! Besides his general expressions, I remember this one guy and I kept cracking up at Art randomly ***** slapping Sienna when she was tied to the chair. Lol. Had this shirt on! I have a Sienna shirt, too, but I wore that last week.

Love Ice Nine Kills' new song about Art.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Besides his general expressions

I love his expressions, especially since David Thorton started doing it. They're so funny that watching the first one I understood that restaurant scene to be very, extremely creepy and terrifying, but it was a vague understanding at best because I was cracking up so hard at his smiling pretty for the girls he is going to ****ing murder hard.
Same with 3. He showed up to the Christmas Party dressed to party. He had a different type of party, but it's classic dark humor gold.
Doesn't matters it's basically impossible to spoil these movies and you definitely know what's coming next, they have less plot and story than Friday the 13th, nor that it's nothing dedicated horror fans haven't really seen before (just more blood and gore) or that about the only things we know about Art is he's possessed and significantly weaker than the classic slasher killers, Art the Clown is absolutely hillarious.

 

[Viker]

Sasquatch Hunters (2005).

Can I give a movie a 0 out of 10? Is it possible even if 0 amounts to no value or nothing at all?

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Sasquatch Hunters (2005).

Can I give a movie a 0 out of 10? Is it possible even if 0 amounts to no value or nothing at all?

It was so bad it didn't even warrant a chuckle?

 

[Viker]

It was so bad it didn't even warrant a chuckle?

I don't know if laughing at the writers, bad acting, plot or production crew counts. If it does then there were a few slight chuckles, I guess.

Oh yeah. There was a seen where the sasquatch made a "funny". It was still just a result of bad production/graphics.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

I don't know if laughing at the writers, bad acting, plot or production crew counts. If it does then there were a few slight chuckles, I guess.

Oh yeah. There was a seen where the sasquatch made a "funny". It was still just a result of bad production/graphics.

Ouch. Lol. That does count in my book, though! I kind of like crappy Z movies because I find them hilarious. I watch a lot of low budget fare. The worst thing is when a movie leaves you bored and wishing it would just end already, imo.

 

[Viker]

Ouch. Lol. That does count in my book, though! I kind of like crappy Z movies because I find them hilarious. I watch a lot of low budget fare. The worst thing is when a movie leaves you bored and wishing it would just end already, imo.

Just watch sasquatch movies for a while. 97% of them fit in the Z category. Less than 1% are objectively decent.

The sasquatch genre may be the worst movie genre. Well, rom-coms. Lol

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Just watch sasquatch movies for a while. 97% of them fit in the Z category. Less than 1% are objectively decent.

The sasquatch genre may be the worst movie genre. Well, rom-cons. Lol

I like romcoms, too. An coworker even gave me her romcom DVDs because she didn't like them. Lol.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sasquatch Hunters (2005).

Can I give a movie a 0 out of 10? Is it possible even if 0 amounts to no value or nothing at all?

I have indeed watched movies with a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes.
But some of those movies are actually better than movies with a better score, such as Alone in the Dark (0) and Robo Vampire (3.4) or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (4.9). Robo Vampire is actually the worst, hands down, no questions, it's good for saying you'll boldly go where MST3K won't. Acting, productiom values, directing, it's one you shouldn't watch unless you like watching bad movies.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is pretty lame, but it's funny because it's supposed to be and because od the absurdly bad stuff thats so bad it's funny (like how Jesus has to save the lesbians of Toronto, he teams up with thr prowrestler El Santo, and especially where he fights the atheists). But the acting and production value isn't that good.
Alone in the Dark at least has someone who can act and looks good (even though it did teach Disney how to use too many cuts). It's definitely better than a 0. You may just have to travel the cinema abyss to realize this, lol.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Did anybody here watch Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? What did you think?

 

[Kathryn]

Caddo Lake, 7/10. My aunt was in this movie!

 

[Kathryn]

I watched some ridiculous movie about WW2 and Romania and it was so bad that it had characters using 1950s slang in WW2 settings. LIke "Daddy O."

I can't even remember the name of it, it was so bad.

 

[Regiomontanus]

I just watched the movie 'The Pope's Exorcist (2023)' staring Russel Crowe.

My first impression was: WTF happened to Crowe? He is very fat now.

Anyway, overall it was an entertaining movie and Crowe was very good. The movie was uneven though, so I give it 6.25/10 stars

It was better than the original Exorcist movie from the 70s, IMHO. The standout performance was by the young actor

Peter DeSouza-Feighoney | Actor

Known for: The Pope's Exorcist, Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble, Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare

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The Pope's Exorcist (2023) ⭐ 6.1 | Horror, Thriller

1h 43m | R

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[Alien826]

Mrs Henderson Presents, with the incomparable (Dame) Judi Dench and the late great Bob Hoskins. It came out in 2005, I can't believe I only just discovered it. 9/10.

It's the story of the Windmill Theater in London, which was vaudeville with nude women that had to stay perfectly still on stage to be allowed to perform. It was the only London Theater that stayed open through the WW2 blitz.

 

[Hooded_Crow]

Just watched 'Bob Marley - One Love'.
It was good enough but, like many perhaps, I was more into the music scenes than the actual drama. A great film to watch is the 2012 documentary 'Marley' which details his life as described by those who knew him.