Reasons Americastan Is Better Than Australiastan!

[Revoltingest]

Ok then what about Finlandiastan.....I'm fed up with Americanistan because of its politics (I work to close to those smarmy politician types) and I don't like Australiastanian because everything there wants to kill you AND they have those filthy sissified 6 foot hoping rats.... and Chinastan is right out because you can't breath there...... dang...I'm running out of places....hmmm....maybe Canadastan....nah....that would be silly...I don't like our bacon and their's is MUCH worse

There's only one perfect place.....Revoltingestan!

It's place with babes & booze.
There's no work, just endless snooze.
No giant rats
or cricket bats!
It's the place for me & yooz!

 

[Wu Wei]

There's only one perfect place.....Revoltingestan!

Nah...my last trip there made me think that my trip to rat infested New York City dump on an incredibly hot day in July was not so bad after all.....

 

[Revoltingest]

Nah...my last trip there made me think that my trip to rat infested New York City dump on an incredibly hot day in July was not so bad after all.....

Just in case you missed my edit....

It's place with babes & booze.
There's no work, just endless snooze.
No giant rats
or cricket bats!
It's the place for me & yooz!

 

[Wu Wei]

Just in case you missed my edit....

It's place with babes & booze.
There's no work, just endless snooze.
No giant rats
or cricket bats!
It's the place for me & yooz!

Yeah but that is pure unadulterated salesmanship... and a falsehood... truth is

It's place with scabies in shoes
Their boring clerks who snooze.
big smelly rats
crickets like bats
the place does literally ooze

 

[Revoltingest]

If you wake up our clerks
then you'll find they're not jerks.
Our rats smell like cheese.
No stingers on bees.
And ooze is just one of the quirks.

 

[Wu Wei]

OH NO...You're not turning this thread into another of your unhealthy poetry interest threads...nuh uh..no way..ain't gonna do it... you can't make me.... you see.... I won't...I'm free.... I don't.... until three...DANG IT!!!! now you go me doing it....

 

[Revoltingest]

This rhyming is indeed infectious.
I'm trying to with it inject us
with some class,
you dumb boob!
So staffers won't of sloth suspect us.

 

[Wu Wei]

That rhyme was horrible
and not up to your standard
it was downright deplorable
nary a one was slandered

 

[Smart_Guy]

Yeah, I hate pottery!

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah, I hate pottery!

yeah, but you're not very good at making it

 

[Revoltingest]

That rhyme was horrible
and not up to your standard
it was downright deplorable
nary a one was slandered

Well, I couldn't very well get away with the obvious rhyme with "class"!
Besides.....
Standards?
Standards?
I don't got no stinking standards!

 

[Smart_Guy]

yeah, but you're not very good at making it

That's why I hate it

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't got no stinking standards!

Obviously...... and your hygiene is in question too

 

[Smart_Guy]

Obviously...... and your hygiene is in question too

Yeah, his is lowgiene!

 

[Revoltingest]

If'n you guyz would stop lift'n me kilt to see what lurks beneath, ya wouldn't get such a snootful of eau de Willie!

 

[Smart_Guy]

If'n you guyz would stop lift'n me kilt to see what lurks beneath, ya wouldn't get such a snootful of eau de Willie!

Great, now you speak French... or is that Dutch?

 

[Revoltingest]

Great, now you speak French... or is that Dutch?

Well, it's Frenchy sound'n, but that ain't French perfume which be assault'n yer nostrils!